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:	post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco at 2004-11-16 16:22:14

I'll dig out some of my ancient jokes

Q. Whats the difference between a pizza and a decapitated 12-year old?
A. I don't have a pizza in my trash compactor

Q: What is hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in the middle?<BR>
A: Coconut

Q. How to make love to a fat chick?
A. Flip thru the folds till you smell shit and go back one

Q. What's the worst thing about having sex with 5-year-olds?
A. You have to kill them after you're done.
A. Getting the blood out of your clown suit
A. Getting the diaper back on
A. Hearing the hip crack.

I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten cunt split on me.

Q. What's the best thing about fucking a 5 year old girl?
A. Turn her over and pretend she' s a five year old boy.

Q. What are the two worst things about John Kerry?
A. His face.

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend is on steroids?
A. If she holds you down and fucks you up the ass with her clit.

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