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:	post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco at 2004-11-16 16:47:12

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out to P-L-A-Y so we can fuck.

Q. What's every queer's fantasy?
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A. Two held her down while the other did her hair.

Q. What file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A. A Pedophile.

Q. What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A. Lean over and say, "Nice dick."

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Q. Why do German shower heads have eleven holes?
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Q. What'd the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A. I feel like a kid again.

Q. Why do Japeneese people have slanted eyes?
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Q. Whats the definition of disgusting?
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Q. Did you hear about the Jewish cheerleader?
A. She wanted her quarterback.

Q. What's better than fucking a 5 year old Korean boy.
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Q. How do you fit 12 jews in a compact car?
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Q. Did you hear the joke they're not telling to assholes?
A.

Q. How do make a six year old boy cry twice?
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Q. Why did Metallica cut their hair off?
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Q. Did you hear about the new Texas version of "Survivor"?
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