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: post by SPALDINO at 2005-12-27 10:52:58
life expectancy of a vietnam paratrooper: about 12 seconds

life expectancy of a man calling chuck norris "chucky" to his face: -7 seconds



Chuck Norris does not have AIDs... but he gives it to people anyway

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry

superman is loosely based on chuck norris. loosely only because he has a weakness.

Chuck Norris' sperm is so fertile, that you could have no ovaries, uterus, or even a vagina, and yo would get pregnant after having sex with him.


if you were to shave Chuck Norris' beard, you wouldnt find a chin, but another fist.

Chuck Norris once fought God. Who won? People are still looking for God and Chuck is on a perpetual world-wide victory lap



there should be a game made... thats exactly like contra 3 but you play as Chuck Norris. that would rulez. LOL
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