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:	post by KillerKadoogan at 2006-02-17 18:31:32

You have probably already heard, but over the weekend Dick Cheney shot
a Texas lawyer in the face while they were out on a hunting trip. What
you probably don't know, is that last night Cheney snuck into the
man's hospital room and finished the job.

With his close friend Satan by his side, Cheney easily snuck past
hospital security and unloaded another 24 rounds into Harry
Whittington's face and body. Then he and Satan rolled around in, and
lapped up, the bloody remains of the 78 year old man. After a quick
game of 'Organ Fight' (which is exactly like a food fight, but with
human organs), Cheney and the Devil became bored and moved on to the
next room.

There, they found a 13 year old boy recovering from a car accident.
Cheney had run out of buckshot, but that didn't prevent him from going
apeshit on the boy: bludgeoning him with the butt of the gun, and
torturing him with hospital equipment. Cheney and Satan then invited
in a couple of nurses to join them in a full on blood orgy. By
'invited' I mean he hypnotized them with his evil powers (Cheney, not
Satan).

After they all had their fill of sucking, fucking, fingering the boy's
wounds, and using his IV drip to spray down the nurses for a wet
t-shirt contest: they decided to eat the boy. And as the night drew to
a close, Cheney and the Devil slaughtered the nurses, and dumped them
into the hospital's incinerator.

They rounded out the evening by disemboweling a stripper; raping a
puppy; beating an old guy to death with his own colostomy bag; putting
a baby in a blender to feed it to another baby; and shitting on a
stack of bibles: or as the Vice President would describe it, "the
usual".

Laura Bush could not attend, but it was reported that she was
delighted by the pictures that Cheney e-mailed to her. You may not
have heard about any of this. But that's only because the Jews
control the media, and Dick Cheney controls the Jews.

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