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:	post by notorious_D.U.G. at 2006-06-07 22:22:49

When I got home from work today I went and squatted a grump. But realizing I was running behind schedule I had to cut it short. Bad move. All the way there I felt the poopquakes in my guts and knew it was only a matter of time.

So I get there and the first thing she does is give me a low back massage. She's kinda cute so it was all good. I started to get all relaxed. Then it dawned on me . . . I could at any moment now gas her. That ruined the whole experience. My feet were twitching. I started sweating. No way I could enjoy myself after that.

It started getting real scary when I had to turn over and do knee to chest bends. It was like a Mr. Wizard experiment trying to keep that shit contained. Oh well.

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