Alright if this isn't testimony to Peyton Manning being a douche I don't know what is:

So I started a character in Hall of Famer mode in Madden 07. He's a running back. Just my luck I get drafted to the Colts. Whatever, I think, very offensive oriented team, good offensive line, this should work out well for me. But son of a bitch, it's like pulling teeth to get Manning to hand the ball off to me. The guy wants to throw every fucking play. And it's not like he can't count on his running game. I'm pulling in 80 - 100 and then some yard games even with the low number of carries I have. But the guy just won't give up the ball. He audibles out of half the running plays that are called, and refuses to run on third down.

I can't tell you how many times this will happen. I'll rush on first down for 9 yards. He'll throw an incompletion on 2nd down. And then instead of letting me fight for the rest on third down he'll toss up some hail mary. It's third and inches. If I could get 9 and a half hards I can get 2 feet. He keeps calling the same dumbass play action pass every other down. And on top of that he calls the dumbest fucking audibles on my run plays. The defense will shift their linebackers and tackles to one side of the field, and instead of letting me run to the opposite side he'll audible the play to have me run straight into their entire defense. It's a fucking miracle I get any yards at all.

I might just demand a trade.