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post by
theaccurseddrummer
at 2007-02-15 16:11:11
pam said:
You love him, you want to have his man-babies.
I would rather fuck his girlfriend so he has something to write original jokes about:
"So this weekend a big fat guy in a Cannibal Corpse shirt banged my girlfriend..."
(insert crafty head jiggle and strut, chuckles abound...)
"he said something about Louis CK and knocked me out so I'm a little fuzzy on the details.
(wild head movement elicits insane applause from the crowd, even though he's yet to say anything funny...)
"When I woke up I saw that he wiped his load on my Tourgasm jacket, and I gave it the SUperFInger, yes, I gave my jacket and his load the SUFI...
(drops nearly into karate stance screaming blaaammm! and gives the SUFI as hard as he can, eliciting gut-bursting laughter...)
"and I said 'fuck you fat cannibal guy's kids, all 50 million of you!!!' Aaarrrggghhh!!!!"
(Dane falls over, writhing on the floor in faux-agony and the crowd gives him a standing ovation...)
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