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: post by DestroyYouAlot at 2007-06-15 17:35:02
Ok, seriously, I'm sitting here drinking scotch right now as a direct effect of this story - I don't know how, but somehow THIS was the thing that made me despair for humanity and need a stiff drink. I must be getting old.

Anyway, brainstorming on the way home from work:

Plan A) Ok, I'm a little curious to try it. What can I say, I'm a scientist.

Plan B) I can't wait to start a cult, now. The first thing I do (after I get done knocking up all the nubile daughters) is get, like, fifty people to try this shit at once. We'll rent a function hall, it'll be great, just half a hundred people in 'Manos," the Hand of Fate robes huffing their own shit and seeing god at the local VFW, while I receive highly illegal blowjobs on my throne of skulls and laugh.

Plan C) I forgot this one. Probably at the liquor store.
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