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:	post by tbone_r at 2007-07-16 14:02:52

one time my friends walked in my apartment without knocking. when i used to have long periods of time alone in my apartment i'd make it count, slowly wack it for a few then slow down, cruise the net, then do a little more until about an hour in and i'd explode. well, they walked in during downtime, but i had one hand on my weiner, they said "hey..." not sure about what i was doing i guess and i had no response but "im totally beating it." they went and sat in my living room, i pulled up my shorts and faced the walk of shame. looking back on it, i would have finished before i went out there. if you're gonna get busted, you might as well get the enjoyment of finishing to help wash it down.

a kid i know had his brother walk in on him, the kid who walked in said "ummm, what are you doing?" and his brother replied "not masturbating." haha that's my favorite story.

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