Ass Hat

Forum
  Classifieds
  News
  Localband
  Shows
  Show Pics
  Polls

  OT Threads
  Other News
  Movies
  VideoGames
  Videos
  TV
  Sports
  Gear
  /r/
  Food

  New Thread
  New Poll

End Ass Hat

New site? Maybe some day.

Username:

SPAM Filter: re-type this

(values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F)

Message:

UBB enabled. HTML disabled Spam Filtering enabledIcons: (click image to insert) Show All - pop

b i u add: url image video(?)

:	post by corpus_colostomy at 2008-03-10 13:26:55

dreadkill said

i hate when people write band bios like this: Excretic Rudimentary Onions blows your face off with the rip-roaring dishwasher gurgle vocals of bob mcfaggins, the amazing maniacal skin pounding of dick blowme, roddy cuntface expertly holding down the low end, and topped off by the incredibly unique and out of this world buzzsaw riffs of guitarists jack buttsucker and mike "the extreme faggot" mccheesedick.

those bios are so formulaic and boring. is there a template for those with parts like this?: (insert band member name here) (insert extremely over the top adjective here), (insert instrument here), repeat process.

i like the ones that are really descriptive and grandiose, so great for say---some shit bag band that will exists for 1 year, do nothing noteworthy and play songs that go, DUN-DUN-DUN, 1,1,1,3,0,0,0,2,1,0.
JUST REMEMBER....

BREEEEEEEEEEE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[default homepage]

10:56:06am May 24,2024
load time 0.00686 secs/10 queries]