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New site? Maybe some day. Username: SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F) Message: UBB enabled. HTML disabled Spam Filtering enabledIcons: (click image to insert) Show All - pop Select Color orange orange-red crimson red firebrick dark red green limegreen teal silver sea-green deeppink tomato coral purple indigo burlywood sandy brown sienna chocolate FONTXXSmallXSmallSmallMediumLargeXLXXL :DG: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Char† ‡ ‰ ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ ‾ ← ↑ → ↓ ™ – —   ¡ ¢ £ ¤ ¥ ¦ § ¨ © ª « ¬ ­ ® ¯ ° ± ² ³ ´ µ ¶ · ¸ ¹ º » ¼ ½ ¾ ¿ À Á Â Ã Ä Å Æ Ç È É Ê Ë Ì Í Î Ï Ð Ñ Ò Ó Ô Õ Ö × Ø Ù Ú Û Ü Ý Þ ß à á â ã ä å æ ç è é ê ë ì í î ï ð ñ ò ó ô õ ö ÷ ø ù ú û ü ý þ ÿ b i u  add: url  image  video(?) : post by contagion at 2008-03-10 15:35:36 dreadkill said [orig][quote] i hate when people write band bios like this: Excretic Rudimentary Onions blows your face off with the rip-roaring dishwasher gurgle vocals of bob mcfaggins, the amazing maniacal skin pounding of dick blowme, roddy cuntface expertly holding down the low end, and topped off by the incredibly unique and out of this world buzzsaw riffs of guitarists jack buttsucker and mike "the extreme faggot" mccheesedick. those bios are so formulaic and boring. is there a template for those with parts like this?: (insert band member name here) (insert extremely over the top adjective here), (insert instrument here), repeat process. this is what i was getting at. its not so much the cliche but the formula that everyone seems to follow.

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