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The Crackheads (circa 1990) Dumb high school band that played in my basement. Our bass player sold his bass for crack, hence the name. I recently found an old rehersal tape. Sounded like a retarded cross between Celtic Frost and the Accused.

Anal Cunt ('96-'01, '03, '06-'07)
Was in AC for 6 years, did lots of records, toured the world, and we broke up. Reformed a couple years later but I quit after one practice because I had to go to jail. Ended up back in the band again a few years later. Lots more touring and then went to jail again. Lack of drummer is hindering any further activity. No one who can play fast is cool enough to tour. Everybody is a fucking posuer.

Picnic of Love ('96-'08) Super retarded offshoot of AC.

Imapled Northern Moonforest ('97-'00) The most satanic band to ever exist. Just one record because any more than that would be selling out. Was supposed to have 666 copies made but the evilness of the music caused the record pressing plant to sink straight down into Hell after only 200 copies were run. Only played a handful of gigs, including a Japan tour. One reunion show happened in '02 in the grim and frostbitten mountains of Colorado. An unfinished 2nd record is laying around somewhere. If Satan commands it, it will be finished someday.

Fuckin' A! ('97 - ??) Totally awesome cock-rock band that was too lazy to get off the ground. We were really fucking good and I refuse to lose hope that someday we'll do something with it.

Adolf Satan ('02 - '07) My hommage to Black Sabbath. Though ended up more like Black Sabbath if Greg Ginn replaced Tony Iommi. One album and a couple of demos. Toured as far as New Orleans. Probably my favorite band of all these. Unfortunately the singer is a creepy pedophile type that I can no longer put up with.