brian_dc said

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I'd be interested in whether or not you can give me a slightly less manufactured and generic example of me behaving like that on this board.

I also never wear a hat any direction but forwards, because the brim exists to shield your eyes from the sun, not your temple, or your ears or the back of your neck. I tie my shoes tightly, because I'm not really into falling down. I'm tall so i'd have a long way to go. I don't skate. I actually think the shoes I'm wearing are technically "motorsports" shoes. Probably F1, not NASCAR. Sorry.

I've always had "liberal" views. You've always looked for an excuse to remind everyone that you're racist.

I mean, I made a thread about liking falafel and you were incapable of responding without using "sand niggers" in your first sentence.

I'm actually 24, so I'm not sure where the teenager angle is coming from. My skin is pretty clear, for the most part. Maybe a slight problem with dry skin, but what can you do.

However, I've always had negative things to say about my particular generation. Hell, I don't think anyone on this messageboard is likely to sport a "high-five society" attitude. Oh, you said "product of." Whoops.

As far as the Baby Boomers go, I'm not really a fan because they had the nerve to reproduce at an extremely high rate. Bad call, Pop.

You're telling me to eat a bag of soggy dicks, I'm curious if this is a variation on a theme by Louis CK. If you're a fan of Louis, I'm sure we could put aside our differences, eat some falafel, and have a reasonable conversation about how Lucky Louie should have been given a second season. You'll say something about niggers, and I'll just say, "Oh, you!" and then you'll implore me to accept your opinion until you stop crying like a woman. I'll finally agree to accept your cavemanish mentality as a necessary source of balance. You can move on to focusing on providing for your family and hating brown people and I'll return to trying to establish what career path I want to take and not hating brown people.