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:	post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2008-11-13 22:11:13

As if Eliot Bayless (aka The Blackness Monster-Composted) and I didn't have enough projects already, and weren't retarded enough already, we have started yet another project, and yes it is retarded.

HORRIFYING CONDIMENTS is a 2-man ebony & ivory shit machine featuring every member of any audience and subsequently every member of any band that we share the stage with. You may have seen this mentioned in a Composted thread a while ago. I credit Paul (Proteus) for most of this idea, but don't feel inclined to tell you why, so you'll just have to dig up said thread.

Here's the deal: you bring anything that makes noise to a show, or choose from our box of tricks, YOU ARE IN THE FUCKING BAND. No fucking exceptions. If you're there, you are in the band and you will fucking like it. Anyone who refuses is the enemy of fun, and therefore the enemy of America. How would it feel to be a terrorist? Fuck you.

HORRIFYING CONDIMENTS is influenced by anything and everything that rules, including Crowbar, Slayer, Satan, vaginas, rock n' roll, what you put on your food, interracial marriages and masturbating.

How many people would participate in this? This is going to happen, just so you know...as soon as someone books us on a show (wink wink nudge nudge people who book shows).

BOOK SHOWS.

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