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: post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2008-11-22 01:42:41
We have uploaded a new song for your listening enjoyment; this song is called "From Cumrags To Riches." It is an epic tale of a woman's lust for huffing semen, ultimately blossoming her career as a world renowned adult film star. It's the feel good hit of the year!

http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal
http://www.myspace.com/cephalicrec

We have also uploaded 3 brand new mixes of the songs that were already posted, for your optimal listening experience. To get the full quality, you'll have to buy our debut EP "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam" this winter via Cephalic Records. Mothafucka.

Here are the lyrics for "From Cumrags To Riches"...enjoy!

She’s just a small town girl,
Livin’ in a trailer park.
She lets the boys run train,
She’ll blow anyone.

The sweet aroma of crusted semen
Completes her existence on a daily and nightly basis.
Her sexual resume is rivaled by none,
But this is the only act that maintains homeostasis.

She’s not done until she’s covered in cum,
Like A-1 on a slab of meat.
Like a stack of pancakes with no syrup,
She needs man sauce to be complete.

She’s been in every position with every breathing being
From man to dog to stag.
She won’t pass up a dick just for a quick fix,
But nothing compares to huffing cumrags.

For a reasonable fee she’ll let you douse her in pee.
For a meal she’ll let you shit on her chest.
At the end of the night, just as long as she’s got cum in her sheets,
She easily forgets all the rest.

She met a man dressed in leather with shiny sun-glasses.
He said, “I’ve loosened every pussy and mangled many asses;
I’ve filmed things that would make a porn star red in the cheeks.
So come with me and you’ll be a millionaire in weeks.”
And with a smile his dick she did blow;
He politely patted her head and she swallowed his load.

With the promise of as much cum as she could huff,
She made many movies, anything short of snuff.
Her wildest dreams came true, to her a sacred prophecy,
Forever enthralled in semen-soaked ecstasy.

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