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:	post by BobNOMAAMRooney at 2009-01-04 21:04:28

The path of a champion opens; the Women's Title is our goal. Joe "McGunk" Christianni departs on his epic journey through the WWF women's division with one goal in mind, total destruction of any female who stands in his way. But first Todd Flanders appears to challenge him

Being the paragon of femininity and virtue McGunk eagerly accepts Todd Flanders' challenge

And quickly gains the upper hand (note the bikini, which easily confuses WWF officials and fans into thinking the 5 ft 599lb monster is a woman).

In a thrilling sequence McGunk handily overcomes Todd's offensive arsenal and bests the 10 year old boy with his sheer size

in landing an incredible flippy hurricanrana sunset flip for the pinfall.

Yeah girlfriend! Your first win! Let's celebrate on SmackDown!

A CHALLENGER APPEARS! And bitches us out for beating up on Todd Flanders, something about earning a pension or whatever, I don't understand how a 10 year old boy could get a pension but I'm not No Mercy

OH NOES! If she exposes my puppies everyone will know that McGunk isn't a woman and our dreams of the Women's Title will crash and burn! Well there's only one solution, we must defeat Ivory at all costs

(yes, I took about ten punches to the junk over the course of this 8 minute match) Our female hero is in serious danger of being revealed as a man! We need something big, something to turn the tide in this one sided affair we need an...INVISIBLE GANG BANG

And to finish her off mount the bitch and punch her in the face repeatedly

Two wins in a row! Considering there are like five women in this game the title's as good as mine!

BUT WAIT! BACKSTAGE INTRIGUE

I'm all ears, anything for a fellow she-male.

OMG!

What should McGunk do in the face of this moral dilemma? And who is this mysterious "tramp" blue hair hates so?

TO BE CONTINUED???

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