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:	post by BobNOMAAMRooney at 2009-01-06 22:49:40

When we last left Joe Christianni he was rangled into officiating some inconsequential women's match; it was stupid and fucking boring and I didn't bother to play though it. Why?

Because the WWF just got darker, a shitton darker, with the arrival of the RTTP's finest tag team: P-Qwan and Holladaddy. Rasnozzle gus gus, bustah.

Holladaddy was first to debut, quickly jumping into the exciting (read: boring and gay) chase for the WWF Light Heavyweight Title with a fatal four way against Eddie Guererro, TAKA Michinoku and fucking Grand Master SEXXAY. Shortly after Holladaddy dispatched the gook, zombie cholo and coke head the Light Heavyweight champ (please be Essa Rios, please be Essa Rios) appeared

Fucking Dean Malenko; master of 1000 holds, none of them interesting. So Malenko rambled for a while in stock wrestling interview cliches telling Holladaddy to "bring it" several times. When questioned about where such a match would take place Malenko would only respond with a cryptic "Anytime, anywhere."

"Anytime, anywhere" turned out to be that week's episode of Smackdown, as you can see from the image faggot Grand Master Sexxay interfered in the match and did pretty much nothing because his finisher's a leg drop from the top rope and No Mercy's run-in AI is unable to climb the turnbuckles. Filled with shame Sexxay left the ring and watched Holladaddy Fisherman Suplex Malenko onto a steel chair.

To celebrate his victory over the champion Holladaddy contacted one of his finest bitches with a delightful proposition.

It only took Holladaddy two matches to ascend to the heights of the Light Heavyweight ranks so it should have been time for Holladaddy and P-Qwan to add some dark chocolate to the Tag Titles. BUT OH NOES

Holladaddy basically cussed out the faggot white boy in the parking lot at Summerslam, Sexxay tried to fire back but Holladaddy KICKED HIM IN THE FUCKING MOUTH

But there's more;

ANGRY NEGRO IS ANGRY

Locking eyes with the intoxicated cholo Holladaddy spit some ill game, convincing the undead Guererro to return to the Summerslam ring with him for a "match"

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

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