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: post by succubus at 2004-03-23 10:27:48

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...


(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.





2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...


(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.





3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....


(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.





4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....


(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.





5. Someday I hope to marry...


(Inside card) - Someone other than you.





6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....


(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!


7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...


(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.





8. We've been friends for a very long time...


(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?





9. I'm so miserable without you...


(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.





10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....


(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?





11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...


(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.





12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...


(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.





13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!


(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)





14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...

(Inside card) - What was I thinking?





15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...


(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
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