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:	post by corpus_nli at 2009-08-07 07:58:15

arilliusbm said	[orig][quote]
Nice, gas-filled ones, too. Figured I'd keep count. No little blips or blurps, nice floooorrrrgg sounding ones. According to an old episode of Beakman's World, the average person farts 10-15 times a day? I'm assuming that was a joke?

it's called digestive enzymes. you have none. fermentation is your friend--which is not good. the "wind" is the result of fermentation-- i.e., undigested food solids.....you're pH is prob wayyyyy off on the acidic side as well, keeping things even more funky.
your gallbladder is spanked and your pancreas is gasping for help. no stress though, obama will make sure you will have HEALTH CARE, if you cant afford it..i'll be forced to pay your end of the bargain--if i refuse to pay my end, he will access my bank account and take it, whereupon i will move to british columbia. catch my drifffft?

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