M.F.BASTARD said

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tonight could not have possibly unfolded better.
no, we didn't win. converge did. not the point.
not to downplay of our love for our loyal rttp'ers who voted for us, often multiple times, but that shit only happens in perverse bulgarian bootleg disney movies.
whats important here is that four assholes waltzed into the liberty hotel in filthy patch encrusted denim and had the fucking credentials to hang out there the remainder of the evening.
testimonial to this pt. one.
upon arriving i was approached by every person of even modest authority and informed that this was a "private occasion" or some shit and forcing me to whip out my ticket. My boss who came in a fancy suit was at the top of the escalators when he called me to get him a spare ticket, i was like, dude, your already in.
testimonial pt. 2.
upon learning we didnt win i went up to the guy with the mic and announced that "beyonce had the best video of all time." im dead serious.
a bit later i run into this dude that i think is the guy i "kanye'd" due to his emo haircut/glasses and akwardly old age for sporting said items.
i proceeded to apologize to him when the ACTUAL guy i interrupted comes up, grabs me by the collar, and with his other hand begins to attempt to tilt the beer im holding in such a way as to pour it down my shirt. I instinctively shoved him away and that is when some big dude dragged me away talking very calmly about how he had "heard our music" and "knew what we were about" I drunkenly tried to explain to him that i was attempting to apologize for my dumbass stunt and the other dude had put his hands on me first but when he clearly was not listening and told me he wasnt gonna kick me out i shut up and lost myself in the crowd. this is all fact
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