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:	post by DestroyYouAlot at 2010-06-08 20:02:14

Ray LOLcow: it ray how uve been
Ray LOLcow: hey whats up its ray how you've been
DYA: Not bad dude who the fuck is ray?
Ray LOLcow: the one u went to school with
DYA: Oh

So what's up
Ray LOLcow: nothing much staying out of truble and getting life strating out
DYA: I hear that, tryin' to do the same. How are Egon and Peter?
Ray LOLcow: idk i live in prov now
DYA: Prov, huh - I guess with Lovecraft's grave and all there's plenty of demand for ur services. Gotta go where the work is, right?
Ray LOLcow: some what i guess
Ray LOLcow: how is ur single life
Ray LOLcow: ill be down there next week
Ray LOLcow: txt me later

Then over the next few days he forwards me all kinds of AIDS-infested email FWDs and crap.

DYA: Hey that's cool I actually had something I wanted you to take a look at. (Haha lol)
Ray LOLcow: okay when
Ray LOLcow: what r u talking about
DYA: Kind of embarrassng, but... its in my bedroom? LOL
Ray LOLcow: thats okay
DYA: I mean... You have equipment for.. Um... Containment, don't you?
Ray LOLcow: i should
Ray LOLcow: ill get some on the frist
Ray LOLcow: what time do u go to bed
Ray LOLcow: ill have some on tuesday can u waite until then

I lose interest temporarily (rather eventful week or two on my end), during which time he periodically texts me things like "whats up", "how was ur day", and "wut time u go to bed", heedless of my lack of responses. So finally today:

Ray LOLcow: whats up
DYA: OMG i was hoping you'd txt can u come over?
Ray LOLcow: im at home in prov what r u doin tom
DYA: Look things are really crazy over here, could you bring a friend?
DYA: It's really messy, there's slime everywhere
Ray LOLcow: i dont have any friends over here
DYA: It would probably be good if he was a gruff yet affable black man
Ray LOLcow: that sucks i would say that u can come here
DYA: Also make sure u guys wear those jumpsuits
DYA: Just don't "cross the streams" if u know what i mean

That would be bad
Ray LOLcow: no what do u mean
DYA: WHO IS THIS
Ray LOLcow: ray
DYA: ARE YOU A GOD?
Ray LOLcow: i dont know y
DYA: THEN DIE!
Ray LOLcow: who is this
DYA: GOZER
DYA: GOZER THE GOZERIAN
Ray LOLcow: where is dawn
DYA: THE HUMAN KNOWN AS DAWN IS NO MORE, THERE IS ONLY ZUUL
Ray LOLcow: u r losing it
Ray LOLcow: r u okay
DYA: THE CHOICE HAS BEEN MADE
Ray LOLcow: what chouice
DYA: THE TRAVELLER HAS COME!!!
Ray LOLcow: what traveller

MMS MESSAGE FROM DYA TO RAY LOLCOW:

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