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: post by Wolfy at 2011-03-22 00:48:25

Two points before I go on watch,

1) Eric Paone is a stand up guy and I will personally submit a letter of reference to all interested parties. Of special note is the time when we were beset by pirates off the Barbary coast, and Eric stood fast beside me as our deck was cleared by enemy grapeshot. I was sore wounded, and Eric took me in his strong arms (he is an avid amateur ironsmith and bell maker) and we plunged together into the cold, salty sea, descending to the deeper levels where we were rescued by flower-like squidlephants.

2) As a wolf I am naturally attuned to certain biological frequencies, and I can say that CSDO and Eric Paone emit a harmonic resonance very similar to that of moose cock. Not the really hard, thick kind, more like a big log of polenta that was in the back of the refrigerator for like 5 weeks. This really came through on their first demo as well as the EP.

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