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: post by eyehatehippies at 2011-09-09 16:07:49
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
I don't see the problem.

1. get in
2. have your say
3. GET THE FUCK OUT
3b. inconvenience a has-been "major minor" label
4. ????
5. profit!

That's how to fucking do it. More bands need to follow this model. Too many motherfuckers sticking around after it's all been said and done.




Exactly. I am out of the game, I have nothing to lose, and I can tell anyone I want to eat a bag of dicks.

So eat a bag of dicks, that's just one of my emails today. Like I said earlier, I have decided that on Fridays, I will pay no attention to any social order or religious taboos, so I will fuck with anyone I want unmercifully, just for the fuck of it. Tomorrow, I will be gone, because it is Saturday.

Other emails have been to labels, promoters, etc, have also gotten similar fodder, and I do think that the interview I sent that poor guy in Russia is a masterpiece of esoteric nonsense that you all claim to have in your music, but are obviously posers for not recognizing in even its most obvious form.

Not knowing what the Left Hand Path is = not knowing anything about METAL. That whole interview, I laced it with quotes from LaVey, Ragnar Redbeard, Aleister Crowley, Saint Augustine (just for ha-has, wanted to have a Christian represented), Luciferianism, the Church Of Satan, all that esoteric crap all the wannabe black, death, and "extreme" metal bands claim authority on.

I decided I'll live it here, every Friday, just for ha-has. I will act exactly in accord with all the Left Hand philosophies that you fags claim to adhere to. Then I will go away for a week. This will bring some fun back to my life, because playing in a generic doom bands is NOT fun.

But knowing that you are all posers and jock meat heads here, you obviously would not know anything about any of this stuff. That's okay, I think it's all bullshit anyways, I just collect and read the books. Sometimes I shoot at them.

Don't forget that this goon from Relapse approached me asking a $500 guarantee for HOWL. Really? FAIL.


Lulz. Troll on, Columbia troll on...
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