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:	post by yummy at 2012-02-15 21:26:11

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Now...before you post some moronic retort, you must be over 30 years of age, own a car (borrowing mom's doesn't count), have a job that you faithfully make it to every day, and not be a vegan...cuz vegans are just stupid, trendy, "we're better than you" type of dolts anyway. You mustn't have had a Pabst or even talked about a Pabst in at least 5 years (i.e. trendy and poor taste), you must have NEVER spray painted an anarchy sign on anything, period. AND, if you listened to anything like Korn or Disturbed before "your tastes got harder so you sought harder music", or you've ever worn a hat with a flat brim, or if you've ever had guages in your ears, or if you've ever gotten an "A" in math class, or if your 1st guitar was NOT a Hondo bought at a yard sale for $5 when you were 11 years old....AND you still have that guitar even though it would be better served as firewood.

IF ANY OF THE ABOVE APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY, BECAUSE YOUR ARGUMENT WILL IMMEDIATELY BE DEEMED INVALID BY THE BOARD (BORED) OF METAL SELECTMEN.

Haha, damn I kinda miss these rants by you. I went through each and every one of those. I think I'm really close on this one. Song sucks however.

I am 32 years old. I own a 98 Toyota Corolla 4 door sedan. I got let go from the Post Office this past July after 6 years but am set to win a discrimination lawsuit through the EEO department and will be reinstated any day with back compensation. But until then I worked every day but Sunday. I am not a vegan but would be if I could afford it. I find my morals are not being compromised being a vegetarian. I am smart, out of the loop, and know people better than me. I have had a Pabst in the last 5 years. It's been mmm....maybe 6 months ago. Until now I haven't talked about it. I've NEVER spray painted an anarchy logo on anything but I'm sure I used a magic marker on my trapper keeper in school, exclamation point. I did like Korn at first but never Disturbed which was somewhat softer than the death metal I also listened to. I've never been much of a hat person but I found myself folding my brims in little league. Damn sun...only piercing I got was my tongue which I eventually after a few years got annoyed with. So, no gauges..lets see what else....Math was the only subject I got A's in. My first guitar was a Rok Axe. I think it was a package deal with strap, gigbag, picks, strings, and the transcription of Stairway to Heaven for 170ish. I was 14 and bought it with my own money from mowing lawns. I still have it and it's pathetic but I would never get rid of it.

I'd like to know how I did.
Not sure if I said it but that song was piss poor.

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