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: post by powerkok at 2004-06-24 08:22:45
dood....I am a shitting machine.
I had a bigass bowl of honey nut cheerios last night.
I regret every single honey, nutty bite.
I awoke at 630 am to a gurgling gut and an ass that seemed as if it was in fact, its own being.
it seperated its own functions from my own control to its any desire.
the pain was and still is, giant, in the way you would think of gods as big.
so far, I have left 2 bowls full of a oaty, wheaty, floating mess of brown nuggets, and my intestines still promise more of the honeynut experience.
Someone please either shoot me in the head or give me a # for a good colonic doctor.
I bet I could pull 30 yards of caramel outta my digestive tract.
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