Samantha said

This troll has delusions of grandeur which indicate deep-seeded feelings of inadequacy. His hostility toward Carmine from Seax is a sign of jealousy. Perhaps, Carmine has something he wants (notoriety, a woman, a small enough butt to fit into spandex, who knows...). The troll also has a great deal of free time on his hands and seems to post at all hours of the day and night. His posts are frequent to a point of being obsessive. Let's think about this for a second: Someone who feels inadequate, insecure, lacking in control of his life, and has a lot of free time on his hands. I'm going to take a guess and assume that the Thunderstool troll is unemployed.

His communication with females consists mostly of expressing delusions of grandeur (calling himself "king") and demanding that they perform fellatio on him. This suggests that he is often rejected by females, and he gets some gratification from anonymously demanding that they do things which would never happen in real life. This indicates that the troll is most likely unattractive and has a small penis.

That concludes my psychological analysis for today. Thunderstool is: 1)Unemployed, 2) Ugly and/or fat, 3) Has a small penis, and 4) Obviously does not have a girlfriend. Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.

I swear I originally posted this to say, "thunderstool" every time but for some reason, it says "thundersteel". Is the reverend engaging in shenanigans, or was I just too burned out from work to notice a typo?