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:	post by DESTRILBERT AGOTTFRIEDLOT at 2013-07-22 13:32:39

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

They all jump into there places, the father rips off his pants to reveal he is wearing panties, the mother starts to suck on the bulge on the panties until the fabric tears clear off, the mother tears off her clothes and starts to piss all over herself and the father. Meanwhile the son is toung fucking the dog while the daughter is sucking the dogs balls, the dog starts to bite her clitoris, the son grabs the dogs cock and starts jacking off the dog, just then the dog shits in the sons mouth, the son grabs the dogs head and spits the shit into the dogs mouth, the dog in turn spits the shit into the daughters pussy. While all that was happening the father has bend him self so he could suck his own dick,the mother is rubbing shit all over her body, she starts to rub shit all over the father while he has his dick half way down his throat he cums so hard his dick flys out of his mouth and he falls on his back, he looks around and yet his wife is missing, he then realizes his ass hurts he looks and he knowtised a leg sticking out of his asshole, he pulls on the leg and his wife comes out of his ass, the mother is mad and shoves the father into her pussy only leaving his dick out side of her. The mother goes over to her son and starts to fuck his ass with his fathers dick, the mother grabs the dog and starts to shove him up her ass, she gets him about half way in when the man finally gets out of her pussy he keeps fucking his sons ass until he reaches a second powerful orgasm, it was so powerful it threw the son 8 feet in the air, the son then fell on top of his sister so hard they both passed out the dad then beats his wife across the head with his cock until she passes out, the father stands up and says "Ta-Da" and takes a bow.For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"And the father says, "Necrophagist!"

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