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:	post by reppir_gnob at 2014-02-22 14:54:23

Consider this:

These funds will go towards:
1) Production of The Breast of Both Worlds album
2) A music video for Jerkoffagus
3) Tours (there is the $7000 West coast incentive, but these funds will help us with our Summer tour as well) - Oh goodie!

To give you an idea of the what your hard-earned money will be going/WASTED ON, here is a list of our anticipated expenses:

Album: $6500? - You record yourselves $0
Production of physical CD's: $3000? - Who buys CD's?!? $0
Album Art: $500? - You obviously create your own art (i hope you don't actually pay anyone for that) $0
New Mics and Equipment: $1000? - New mics and equipment? really? I'm sure you have some, that's just distasteful $0
Mixing/Mastering: $2000? - I also hope you do yourself (terrible past quality) $0

Van and Trailer Rental: $1000? - You have a van $0
Amps and Cabs: $3000? - You already have some/distasteful $0
Gas - 3300 miles at 20mpg X $3.30/gallon = ~$550? - Paid by playing shows right? I mean you guys are so popular? $0

Merch: $1500?
Art: $700?
Men's Shirts: $300?
Girl's Shirts: $500? - No one wants one (skip this) $0

Music Video: $3000? - You do these yourselves all the time $0
Studio set and prop rentals: $1000? (we want special effects and mummies) - I will mummify you for free - $0
Grip and Lighting rentals: $800? - Unnecessary $0
Camera and lens rental: $200? - Nigga Please... - $0
Labour: $500? - FREE $0
Editing/Post production/Color Grading: $500? - Con artistry at it's worst $0

Cover Album: $650? - Didn't you say $500 above?!?
Physical Production: $350? - What?!? $0
Licensing: $300? - Do you mean "business cards" $0

Total budget: $16200? - New price *2cents

your welcome.
Now go guzzle sperm for free like you normally do.
Stop trying to rip people off, no one cares.

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