largefreakatzero said

this%20might%20have%20hurt%20my%20feelings said

largefreakatzero said

Seeing that it was an elementary school dust-up that happened 30 years ago, it really wasn't all that tough or hard to believe. Especially since I think I got beat up by his older friends not long after.

Now, if you find mild grade school violence so unbelievable, then that must mean you are Gen Y or even worse, a millenial. I assume that when you were growing up, any time some kid came home with a shiner, the parents would swoop in with a team of Yiddish litigators and sue the shit out of each other. Did your mom make you wear a helmet when you rode bikes, bro?

except that i am 39 and grew up in south philadelphia so i wasnt a spoiled little fat kid from new hampshire whose best childhood memories involve things that carry food (go figure, fatty) and i didnt have a bike because i had to take the bus, bro

So you did have a bike, it just technically belonged to someone else?

And sorry, not fat, never have been. I'm 40 and have been aggressively weight training for the last 17 years. Sounds like you like skinny guys, but sorry sailor, I'm not into dudes anyway.