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New site? Maybe some day. 
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After that game yesterday, I'm not afraid of the Jets at all. They managed to beat in the final seconds the weakest, most beat up Colts team in ten years while Payton Manning has been having the worst year of his career since he was a rookie. Jim Cauldwell is probably the most useless coach I've ever seen, just standing on the sidelines like a statue, not saying a word and making nothing but pointless shitty calls. Neither of those teams impressed me at all by the end of the game. Even if it's not another 45-3 blowout, I can see the Patriots winning with a fairly comfortable lead. If the Jets "playing at their best" as some people think they did yesterday can only manage no points in the first half and seventeen in the entire game against New England, they are fucked. |
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BRING ON THE FUCKING JETS |
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Not the analysis I was expecting, but I'll take it anyways. |
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Blacks indeed play for both teams, but only one team has niggers. |
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Ryan knew back in December that a playoff rematch was looming. “I told Belichick after the game, ‘We’ll see you in Round 3,” Ryan said.
So what did Belichick say in response? “He just looked at me.” |
Belichick explains himself to no one. I'm so hyped up for this game I don't think I can even stomach a critical breakdown of it. The Jets were all mouth after they won the first game, and they've been all mouth since they lost the second one. Break the stats down any way you want to, but this is a team that does NOT deserve to be competing for a Super Bowl title. If you don't believe in football karma then you didn't watch Michael Vick kill his own season yesterday.
Fuck Derrell Revis. Contrary to popular belief, coverage isn't just about cornerbacks. The Patriots do more with their 3rd and 4th options across the middle of the field than any other team in the league, and the Jets answer to that is Eric Wright. Please... PLEASE unleash the awesome power of Eric Wright on us. Let him raise his fist and cry to the sky in a He-Man-Esque display of supernatural might summoning the spirits of ancient mediocre defensive backs, ripping his shirt off and spilling an offering of blood to Tyrone Poole as he commits a defensive holding penalty that hands us a conversion on 3rd and 2.
Jim Caldwell had a great point when he said the post season is about running the ball, and stopping the run. Yes. The Jets have the advantage there. If they play in an outer body trance all day they can keep Brady off the field. But let me tell you something else. Let me tell you what the post season, football, and LIFE is all about, and that's making things happen when the opportunities are there. Sanchez choked in almost every opportunity he had to make plays on Saturday and the Colts let him off the hook. The one time he makes a play is Edwards at the end of the game. To beat this Patriots team you need to beat this Patriots team, and I say no fucking way does Sanchez do it.
BRING ON THE FUCKING JETS |
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the only way the Jets can beat us if we have a TERRIBLE game. and if thats the case we have no business being in the playoffs any further. I cant see that happening because of the team's momentum and all around talent available. |
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Please... PLEASE unleash the awesome power of Eric Wright on us. Let him raise his fist and cry to the sky in a He-Man-Esque display of supernatural might summoning the spirits of ancient mediocre defensive backs, ripping his shirt off and spilling an offering of blood to Tyrone Poole as he commits a defensive holding penalty that hands us a conversion on 3rd and 2.
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Could it be a Duane Starks sacrifice instead? |
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I'm not worried about Revis at all. Yes, when Moss was part of our offense, D. Revis did an excellent job of shutting him down.... that COULD have been in part to the fact that Moss literally only runs ONE route... but who's counting? I'm gonna say that Hernandez & Branch will be the biggest play-makers on our side of the ball. (Not including Brady of course, who will overcome all of the blitz packages the Jets throw at him, and throw for 4 TDs with 0 Interceptions.)
Logan Mankins is gonna make it rain. (you know what i mean.... or DO you??!) |
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my first instinct was Duane Starks, but I thought it was too obscure. Forgot this was the bastion for kvlt fvvtball knowledge. |
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Green-Ellis and Woodhead are going to be key in this game. If we can esgablish a power running game, even if we are only averaging 3 yards per carry with Ellis, it will allow Woodhead to do what he does best, quick runs out of misleading formations and sneaking through zone coverage with decent gains after the catch. I am expecting the Pats to do a lot of smash mouth football early to tire out the Jets D, which should be easy considering how many options we have for running backs and receivers. Once the Jets tire out and start playing a little softer, Brady goes for the throat. |
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Logan Mankins is gonna make it rain. (you know what i mean.... or DO you??!) |
piss on Mrs Ryan's Feet? |
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after Revis and Cromartie, thy have no one that can cover, and the Pats have too many weapons for them to account for |
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| after Revis and Cromartie, thy have no one that can cover, and the Pats have too many weapons for them to account for |
You forgot about Rex Ryan's secret weapon, the "blitz" the ancient secret passed on from Grandmaster Buddy Ryan at a Tim Horton's in the swamps of Dagobah. No one else in the history of football has ever unlocked it's awesome force. |
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Jets win by watching game film of the Giants putting the squeeze on the Pats in the Superbowl |
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Ok, listen, it's your basic Statue of Liberty play, with one twist...YOU throw the ball to ME. Knute Rockne called it the forward pass. |
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| Jets win by watching game film of the Giants putting the squeeze on the Pats in the Superbowl |
Eh. The Pats are playing an entirely different style and don't need to rely on the deep ball. The defense is entirely different as well. McCourty with a pick 6 and a Fatality to win the game with 45 minutes left. |
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Can't wait for this game. Rex Ryan might finally shut up. |
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| after Revis and Cromartie, thy have no one that can cover, and the Pats have too many weapons for them to account for |
You forgot about Rex Ryan's secret weapon, the "blitz" the ancient secret passed on from Grandmaster Buddy Ryan at a Tim Horton's in the swamps of Dagobah. No one else in the history of football has ever unlocked it's awesome force. |
oh yeah....EYE IZ SKURRRRRRED
but really, the only way the Pats lose this game is if they beat themselves, ala the aforementioned Giants SB |
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| Jets win by watching game film of the Giants putting the squeeze on the Pats in the Superbowl |
Eh. The Pats are playing an entirely different style and don't need to rely on the deep ball. The defense is entirely different as well. McCourty with a pick 6 and a Fatality to win the game with 45 minutes left. |
A- I'm PRETTY sure that Sean is just fucking with us Pats fans by mentioning "The worst game ever".
B- Did you just suggest that McCourty will get an interception, and kill someone at about the end of the first quarter (45minutes left) and therefor win the game for the Pats? I like your style. |
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| Can't wait for this game. Rex Ryan might finally shut up. |
After dying during an attempt to eat a super bowl of cream cheese, he will possess the great John Edwards and continue to spend his preseasons talking shit about when his Superbowl team will actually go to the Superbowl. |
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| Jets win by watching game film of the Giants putting the squeeze on the Pats in the Superbowl |
Eh. The Pats are playing an entirely different style and don't need to rely on the deep ball. The defense is entirely different as well. McCourty with a pick 6 and a Fatality to win the game with 45 minutes left. |
A- I'm PRETTY sure that Sean is just fucking with us Pats fans by mentioning "The worst game ever".
B- Did you just suggest that McCourty will get an interception, and kill someone at about the end of the first quarter (45minutes left) and therefor win the game for the Pats? I like your style. |
I speak the truf. |
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| Jets win by watching game film of the Giants putting the squeeze on the Pats in the Superbowl |
Eh. The Pats are playing an entirely different style and don't need to rely on the deep ball. The defense is entirely different as well. McCourty with a pick 6 and a Fatality to win the game with 45 minutes left. |
A- I'm PRETTY sure that Sean is just fucking with us Pats fans by mentioning "The worst game ever".
B- Did you just suggest that McCourty will get an interception, and kill someone at about the end of the first quarter (45minutes left) and therefor win the game for the Pats? I like your style. |
I speak the truf. |
yuh I never speak in sarcasms |
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I was actually talking about truffles but my phone froze. |
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Anyone remember Harry Colon? Haha. he played for New England for a time. I say his parents hated him for giving him that name. |
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Btw, if Fireman Ed shows up to this game like he did in Indy, I hope someone beats him to within an inch of his life |
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| Btw, if Fireman Ed shows up to this game like he did in Indy, I hope someone beats him to within an inch of his life |
 
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I don't know how things go in Indianapolis, but if Fireman Ed isn't driven out of that game in a hail of snowballs, iceballs, and D batteries then nothing makes sense to me anymore. This is New England. We don't have a retard for a mascot. We don't have a fight song. We don't have goofy mardi gras costumes. We don't have a pirate ship, or a horse running around, or a foot fetishist professional wrestler for a coach.
We have Superbowl banners. |
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I saw david caruso on the street today and he told me:
"Rex thinks he will taste sweet victory.....
(he was putting on his sunglasses)
.... But he will only know the agony of de-feet!
YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!" |
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The other day I had a nice lengthy chat with Buddy Ryan. The topics spanned decades of football with topics ranging from the 46 defense, his near fist fight with Ditka on MNF and his experience taming the wild beast that was Randall Cunningham. Eventually our discussion shifted to the topic of his son Rex's recent interest in grindcore. Apparently Rextopher has taken a shine to Anal Cunt as of late. I asked Buddy what songs his son enjoyed by the long running Boston maestros of hate. Without hesitation he quipped back
...puts on sunglassess...
Obviously Adopted. |
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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I don't know how things go in Indianapolis, but if Fireman Ed isn't driven out of that game in a hail of snowballs, iceballs, and D batteries then nothing makes sense to me anymore. This is New England. We don't have a retard for a mascot. We don't have a fight song. We don't have goofy mardi gras costumes. We don't have a pirate ship, or a horse running around, or a foot fetishist professional wrestler for a coach.
We have Superbowl banners. |
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as I posted on Toucher and Rich's Facebook page, at least Brady can remember the names of his kids |
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I don't know how things go in Indianapolis, but if Fireman Ed isn't driven out of that game in a hail of snowballs, iceballs, and D batteries then nothing makes sense to me anymore. This is New England. We don't have a retard for a mascot. We don't have a fight song. We don't have goofy mardi gras costumes. We don't have a pirate ship, or a horse running around, or a foot fetishist professional wrestler for a coach.
We have Superbowl banners. |
I fapped to this. |
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| I laughted my ASS off to this. 6 feet references FTW. |
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Damian Woody is gone and now this.....
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/football/nfl/01/13/jets.coleman.ap/index.html |
Hey no big deal right? Kyle Wilson is the best CB of the 2011 rookie class right??
RIGHT?! |
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Damian Woody is gone and now this.....
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/football/nfl/01/13/jets.coleman.ap/index.html |
Hey no big deal right? Kyle Wilson is the best CB of the 2011 rookie class right??
RIGHT?! |
LOL Yeah, picking McCourty over Wilson was a terrible call.  The more time Kyle Wilson spends on the field, the more Brady will burn him like a meth lab explosion. |
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hey, I gotta admit, I was flipping out that they picked McCourty at the time because I wanted Jared Odrick....not afraid to admit I was dead wrong |
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TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Bart Scott making physical threats to Wes Welker was the LULZ. Paraphrasing here, but along the lines of: You talk about our coach like that we'll take you out."
Or whatever the faggot said. I dunno, this game is going to be nuts. I hope we not only beat them, but crush them again. |
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Can't fuckin wait til gametime |
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I'm going to be dead to the world while this game is on. |
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Bart Scott making physical threats to Wes Welker was the LULZ. Paraphrasing here, but along the lines of: You talk about our coach like that we'll take you out."
Or whatever the faggot said. I dunno, this game is going to be nuts. I hope we not only beat them, but crush them again. |
TALK ABOUT FEET OR CHINATOWN |
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Jim Cornelison and the Soldier Field crowd just did the greatest performance of the national anthem I think I've ever seen. |
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Packers/Pats Super Bowl? More likely than you think! |
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WOW on the Jets picking off Brady, then the Jets missing the chip shot FG. lulz. |
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patriots are playing like shit |
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Wren's Facebook status:
"Football? More like LAMEBALL!"
Wren's just jealous that these people can run 10 feet without getting out of breath. |
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Yup, the Pats are flat as fuck. So much for this shit. |
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Wow - this is just not going how I thought it was going to. |
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Yeah, you know that feeling you get when it is still early but you have that small feeling of dread of a lose? I have that now and it usually comes true. |
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Well that's it, good season. |
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kudos to crumpler for showing up to the game. everyone else can GTFO. |
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Bill O'Brien strikes again. Even Belichick was noticably mad at him during the game. Here's an idea, maybe throw some more screen when they're getting pressure without blitzing and having everyone covered to try and loosen up the coverage...OR GO NO HUDDLE IN THE 4TH WHEN YOU'RE DOWN 2 SCORES
also, whoever their ST coach is should be shot...A FAKE PUNT ON THE JETS SIDE OF THE FIELD? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
and btw, the refs blew a call in the end zone in the 1st quarter that ended up swinging the whole momentum of the game...Cromartie was molesting Tate, which led to a Brady sack and a FG. Granted, Crumpler should've caught that TD the play before, but still, it was a blown call, and the Pats couldn't move the ball for another 2 and a half quarters after that. ATTN Gestapo Goodell: you want to make the game better? Instead of making the season 18 games (which no one besides the greedy owners wants anyways), GET BETTER REFS!
...and one more thing, if the Jets win the Super Bowl, I'm gonna jump off the Tobin...any world in which that asshole is a SB winning coach is a world I don't want to be a part of |
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This game was a grim reminder of why I don't usually watch football. Reminded me of the Patriots of the '80s that I grew up with -- little sisters of the poor with helmets. |
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Game was fixed. Jets and Packers will be in the Superbowl. Cowboys will make it to the Superbowl next year. |
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The jets showed up. The pats didn't. Thats it. I'm a 'phins fan and while watching this game, even with how much the pats were down and how they were playing, I kept thinking "I've seen this before, and they'll eventually make the comeback like they ALWAYS do". But alas, that was not the case. Can't wait for the big show on EEI so all the idiots can call up and play Monday morning QB. It's going to be "4th and 2" all over again. I won't be surprised if half the fuckheads that call, call for belichicks head in this. |
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No, it's not Belichick's fault.
Brady was throwing passes to receivers who weren't even turned around to catch the ball. Branch missing that 4th down pass was huge too because they could have scored on that drive instead of a turnover on downs.
No one was picking up the Jets' blitzes and it looked like the offensive line quit on Brady hence the 5 fucking sacks.
Bill O Brien is a fucking retard. How the hell are you NOT gonna run a hurry up offense within the last 5 minutes of the game down by 2 scores? And you're gonna execute run plays??
I still do not believe the Jets are the better team. The Patriots averaged over 30 points a game for the entire season. I'm almost wondering if that first round bye had something to do with it. |
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There were at least 2 pass interference calls that were blown, and a head-to-heqd on welker that didn't get called. Pieces of his helmet went flying.
Aside from that, the Pats played like dildos and Woodhead almost won that game for us singlehandedly. |
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The way they played looked like they were fuckin bought!! |
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| The way they played looked like they were fuckin bought!! |
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rookie team had their rookie moment in the playoffs, total sadface. |
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The Jets wanted us to lose that game more than the Patriots wanted to win it. |
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Check out this douche bag.
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He had a good game. Agreed he is still a douche. |
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http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/mock
CBS Sports has the Patriots taking Jake Locker with the 17th overall pick. It's January and I'm already out of my mind over mock drafts. |
..............................*repeatedly slams head on desk* |
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I"m still armchair quarterbacking this. so mad. My Bears / Pats rematch is shot to dust. |
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Well realistically, I think it would have been a Pats/Packers rematch, and to tell you the truth I think the Pack would have won round 2. |
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true. A man can dream though. |
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| Well realistically, I think it would have been a Pats/Packers rematch, and to tell you the truth I think the Pack would have won round 2. |
This. Packers woulda won the last match up with Rodgers instead of that backup scrub too. |
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http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/mock
CBS Sports has the Patriots taking Jake Locker with the 17th overall pick. It's January and I'm already out of my mind over mock drafts. |
..............................*repeatedly slams head on desk* |
How many bong rips did the guy who made THAT mock take? |
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Realistically again,
The Pats have most of their key guys locked down for several years to come, and the last 2 drafts have laid the foundation nicely. This team's best football is still another year or 2 down the line, and maybe 3 or 4 players away from being the 2007 team. There are brighter days to come, but not one second before Pittsburgh takes a bite out of the Jets. |
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I agree. If they use all the picks they have this year and have another good draft class, The Pats could really be set up for years. They need maybe a vet deep threat that's not gonna be a basket case like Moss, to get the pass rush clicking again because they have not been putting as much pressure on the QB's as they should, the O-line needs some new blood to restock for the future (if they can work a deal with Mankins, DO IT). Personally, I want the front seven to get back to romping dudes. Pure and simple. |
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Mike Florio made a good point that the Pats should consider letting Matt Light go, moving Vollmer to left tackle and using their leftover resources to keep Logan Mankins. Either way they're going to have to fill the RG position because I doubt Stephen Neal is coming back. |
 
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