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New site? Maybe some day. 
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too many crazy girls need to leave me be..
now i have a new one..
Hey my SeX toy, I am Brianna…
My friend gave me your email, and warned me that you're exciting..
I hate my husband, He didn't touch me in months
My Pictures and About me are on this website
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Sorry Carina, I gave Brianna your email... |
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damn joe..i figured you would be the first one to help me =( |
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Brianna needs to e mail me i'll touch her alright |
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Wow, that is fucking lame.. tell that chick to get a fucking hobby that doesn't involve dildos |
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paganmegan said: | Wow, that is fucking lame.. tell that chick to get a fucking hobby that doesn't involve dildos |
thats the only hobby any girl should have, mind your own business you prune |
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start going to porn sites that dont send u spam afterwards carina and u wont have this problem |
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Joe/NotCommon said: paganmegan said:| Wow, that is fucking lame.. tell that chick to get a fucking hobby that doesn't involve dildos |
thats the only hobby any girl should have, mind your own business you prune |
shut up  |
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lynneaus said: | start going to porn sites that dont send u spam afterwards carina and u wont have this problem |
well
remember that my email is listed in 1 million and 1 places online...
so mostly it is not my fault
the only porn i see online is when someone sends me a link to something (HOOKER) or if a link is posted here
once in a blue moon i look at porn yes...but it's a specific type and aaron knows what it is
booyah!
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haha, Hooker, what a stand up guy. |
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succubus said:
once in a blue moon i look at porn yes...but it's a specific type and aaron knows what it is
booyah!
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ya only when i forget u have cameras in my house and im walking around naked right? |
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wait, girls can have a hobby that doesn't involve a dildo?
like what? |
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like hobbies that involve sucking off horses |
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someones been watching too much barnyard porn |
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can you really ever watch too much? |
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I guess not, if thats what you're into |
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im into walruses having sex with horses |
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can you bring horses to the aquarium? |
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Sure I can, the archdiocese does it all the time. |
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hahaha the power of religious leaders |
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Muslim clerics should start molesting boys |
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they probably already do, the word cleric actually means "to molest" |
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"Jihad!" he screamed as he emptied his load into young Mohammed. |
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that right there is the best post so far today |
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it's a slow day.
I will top it later. |
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the_reverend said: wait, girls can have a hobby that doesn't involve a dildo?
like what? |
cooking and cleaning.....
and giving brain |
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cooking and cleaning is for wusses |
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then all girls are wusses? |
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paganmegan said: | cooking and cleaning is for wusses |
or chicks who know how to stay in line  |
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hmmmmmmm I've got to start thinking before I post... I'm not sure, but I think theres a good amount of them who are |
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lynneaus said: paganmegan said:| cooking and cleaning is for wusses |
or chicks who know how to stay in line |
Yeah fuck that |
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that staying in line business bah |
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bitch bitch bitch bitch, all you women do. |
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the_reverend said: wait, girls can have a hobby that doesn't involve a dildo?
like what? |
cooking and cleaning |
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My first thought when reading the title of this thread was that I have never uttered that phrase in my entire life. |
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assuck said: the_reverend said:wait, girls can have a hobby that doesn't involve a dildo?
like what? |
cooking and cleaning |
and tending to her man's every need...
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succubus said: assuck said:the_reverend said:wait, girls can have a hobby that doesn't involve a dildo?
like what? |
cooking and cleaning |
and tending to her man's every need...
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Carina must've written the book on man-pleasing. Too bad Loretta doesn't allow white literature in our house. |
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RichHorror said: | My first thought when reading the title of this thread was that I have never uttered that phrase in my entire life. |
i wish i had that problem...
right after college i had this girl who started off as a friend and then wanted to be me..it was weird..she used to have long blonde hair...and then she cut it and dyed in dark...and started to dress like me..
my brother used to call her my "fatal attraction" because she would call a lot and just show up at my house
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haha nice, give me her phone number |
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Yeah. What I really need is a woman who cares enough to murder me. |
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You laugh as though I were joking. I am currently in the market for a female stalker. |
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do you want one of myne?
there is one nowadays that im's people and tells them we are secret lovers...
jeezz |
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Yes. All your online stalkers are belong to us. |
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lol
ok
they will eventualyl see this and stalk you i'm sure...
i had made a thread long ago called ATTN: ladies....and then i posted this:
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I notice the third thing down is "be a little gay" ... |
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My last two girlfriends were "a little gay". I've noticed this usually results in you crying yourself to sleep at night. |
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Meaning, they turned lesbo on you or they were emo chicks? |
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let's leave aaron out of this one pls =) |
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Actually, the last one was just a penis nomad... travelling the barren wastelands looking for more and more dick. |
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Hey, send them over here!!! |
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you guys are asking for trouble...
lol |
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Just go by your local Hot Topic. That's their natural habitat. |
 
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