For me...it was a live spider!



and you thought this would be dirty, eh!

A HOCKEY STICK, AS IT SMASHED MY TEETH.

AND I DID RETURN TO SET UP THE GAME WINNING GOAL.

this weird candy i ate once that tasted like shaving cream... or maybe it was shaving cream.

KING NOOSEBOMB said:



Now, thats what I call a team player!

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

The lung butter i spit up this morning!

i spit up some nasty lung butter this morning too. it was green and viscous

I have been coughing up nasty lung butter and blowing out gross sinus butter for over a week now!!!

horse cock! oops i thought this said best! glaven!

dan. said:


You got that on video?

no i got it on my chin but dont worry i licked it up

My ex-girlfriends pussy. Apparently shed been fuckin around on me with more than one guy soooooo yea thats gross. VERY glad i didnt catch anything.....

And i cough up lung butter every morning. Its always grey and black.

dan. said:

and you didn't tape it for the world (or just us perverts) to witness!

i totally taped horse cock to my face!

Christraper said:


I believe that is actually called resin!

falafel...

odoul's non alchaholic

broken windshield glass: car accident

water from the bottom of a marsh WITH tadpoles in it as I was cyphoning something.
I swallowed some too.. barf...

my answer: it WASN'T the rev's pee =)))

Some bad beer I had at Thee Bradness last month...

dr. pepper

how can anyone like that drink *shudder*

I think keystone light is the nastiest thing I have ever attempted to consume

I don't know.

Not sure if it's the nastiest, because I don't remember a good part of my life, but a large swig of beer containing several cig-butts is always less than pleasant.

hey this thread is the worst thing,not grossest,you guys are nasty,anyway worst thing i had was a whole habanero,a friend told me to close my eyes and try something ,so i did ,holy christ was that shit hot!

one word... "cotton"
*barfs*

Alicias turd.

the_reverend said:

ROFLOL.

keystone light, and my own cum. about equal.

how did you manage to get your own cum in your mouth?

girlfriend jerked me off and it landed on my lip.

hahahahahahaha!!!!!! yea....it happens.....

hahahaha so what I ate out a chick after I... you know. But it was up in there so I didn't get any... YOU KNOW...

and that was the worst mike?

c;mon..it came outta you...if that was your worst, then it's not that bad at all

it happend a few times with my ex, even went in my eye once haha. that sucked.

it was actually mine, hes just forgetting the details....

yeah its not all that bad if it's mine, just a little salty.

Pure DXM is a really really fucking hard taste to get out of your mouth. Biting into a jabaniero pepper isn't too pleasant.

My own sperm.

fuck, i forgot about pure dxm. that is by far the worst thing i have ever tasted. holy shit thats bad.

goose liver, fois gras

Moxie, fucking Ted Williams

haha, first thing i thought of when i saw this thread was Moxie. Most vile substance ever created. here's a short list for me:

Moxie, of course
dirt
bugs
beef stroganof
any type of seafood
any type of beer (i inadvertantly took a swig one time, didn't swallow but my god, i have no clue how anyone can drink beer. just not for me...anywho, back on track)
novacaine...one time i had to have 4 shots of novacaine for an insanely small cavity, and some splashed on my tongue. blech
the residue left from when they file down fillings. blaaaaah
having dry mouth would count too i suppose...that's the worst feeling, besides having my right knee cap dislocated 4 inches to the right of where it's supposed to be for 4 hours. delicious.
deoderant...don't ask
some mexican candy that is literally coated with soap
soap
shampoo
conditioner
a combination of the last 3

and for the record, i love dr. pepper.

purfume
those white chunks that come up from your throat

duran flavored anything...
especially cookies

Moxie is fucking amazing, but i'm from maine.

all i have to say is nothing mixes better with whiskey than moxie.

hahahahaha...."moxie is fucking amazing, but i'm from maine." if that's not the funniest excuse i've ever heard, i don't know what is. i still hate moxie. nothing worse than clove flavored soda. blech

Yeah, Moxie is awful. Had a gf in high school that loved it, I thought she was crazy. Well, I thought she was crazy cause she was a fucking nutjob. But anyway, yeah, bad soda...

the only people i know who drink moxie are from maine

or alcoholics

so obviously it's a man's man drink.

i enjoy moxie. massahusetts born and raised.

oh the playground is where you spent most of your days...

chillin out, relaxin, maxin and cool...while shooting some b-ball outside of the school?

dare i?

you have to hear him sing along with the opening credits...it's awesome and i giggle everytime

Yo, Homes.....smell ya later!

a whole lotta stones, gravel, dirt and broken teeth after i flipped my bike in the middle of the steet about 8 years ago.

caterpillars.Apparently, I used to chew those critters when I was a lil'n.

I still think keystone light is the worst, natty ice is way up there too, whats a living insect to that nasty sludge?

I forgot about Vegimite. That shits disgusting. Anyone ever try that anywhere?

Christraper said:

yes someone at work went to australia and brought it back

YUCK

succubus said:


I just took a whiff of it and thought I was going to puke! Never mind putting it on a cracker or bread and eating it, like our other co-workers did!!!

My stepfathers british and fiends for that shit like its crack or something. I ate it once and fuckin gagged. Totally killed my buzz too.

i didn't try it this time around..tried it long ago though

i still haven't replied..

my answer is soo gross though..

i was FORCED to eat it... and i put it in my mouth...chewed and gagged and then spit it out and got yelled at


*shudders*

Yea me too. I was 10 and my mom was like "Try it you like it". Actually it was more like "Eat this now or im gonna kick your ass again". Probably the grossest thing ive ever tasted.

succubus said:


SHIT...you just reminded of a childhood one that I had erased from my mind because it was sooo horrible!!

LIVER....(BLEH)....My mother and douchebag stepfather would force me to eat it as a kid....as I was sitting there gagging, dry heaving and crying.....that fucking shit is so nasty, no wonder I had forgotten.

Also, stogies (some kind of cigars) because my (again, douchebag) stepfather made me smoke about 5 of them (and inhale) in a row when I was about 5 or 6 because I stole one of my mother's cigarettes and tried to smoke it!

wow what an asshole

What exactly is in that stuff, (pardon my ignorance)? ??

my mom used to beat the shit out of me when i was younger

paganmegan said:
its this dark brown shit colored substance that kind of has the same texture as peanut butter but its really just whipped dog shit.

Christraper said:



Yup, you wouldn't know the half of it.....
To this day, I can't stand the smell of any cigars!

Christraper said:

sounds fucking delicious

paganmegan said:

yea theres nothing id enjoy more right now than a big bowl of vegimite.

Christraper said:



I probably should have spent years in therapy to cope with the shit that scumbag put me through and how my mom didn't seem to care....but fuck it, I turned out a way better person than anyone ever thought I would!

Its kinda funny that i used to get beat up by a girl when i was little. Actually no its not. Well yea it is kinda but not really. No its not funny, nevermind.

yea it is

but only if it wasnt me

you trying to convince us or yourself?

Christraper said:


are you taknig about vegamite?

that's not my answer..

my answer is too gross to post

LOL

ram_girl said:
not sure

succubus said:
what was it mountain oysters or something?

succubus said:

No its not!

paganmegan said:



Oh, and its made mostly of yeast!

ram_girl said:


YES IT IS!

You've never tried it
YUCK YUCK BARF YUCK

Christraper said:


NOPE

i still think its whipped dog shit

HINT:
It came from an animal

succubus said:

was it........gizzards?

Mountain oysters come from bulls

Christraper said:


nope!

not liver, not eyeballs...

monkey or calf brains?

rat?

Christraper, it took me about 5 or 6 guesses to figure out what Succubus was referring too....

nope, nope and nope

my ex girlfriends vagina?

nope

you can call me Jay

um....

Christraper said:
that wasn't it either
harhar ;)

caviar?

Oh, OK...Jay!

Die Winters?

nope...ok here's a hint..
i would walk in from school and the stench would enter my lungs..

it smelled so horrible that my parents used to boil it in beer and whatever else...


i'm gagging thinking about this

ewww

cabbage?

fish?

Christraper said:


nope but weird that ram girl guessed that too!

lol

Christraper said:

no
it's a part of an animal...

I believe I just sneezed it out on to my hand/facial hair.

bile?

the_reverend said:


noooo

you should know it! because i've told you this story

pig testicles?

i give up, what the hell are you talking about?

nope nope

i'm surprised no one guessed yet

I guessed but am sworn to secrecy!

intestines?

rocky mountain oysters?

i already asked that one

Christraper said:



Warmer....

blatter? kidneys? colon?

Christraper said:



General vicinity!

i dont know. i have to go eat lunch but when i get back i expect someone to tell me so i can curse the day i didnt pay attention in biology.

stomach?

paganmegan said:
YES you win!

tripe

grosssss

Now ask her what the prize is!!!

Oh sweet jesus. what is the prize? heh

indeed that is pukey

i gotta agree with MarkfuckingRichards when he listed novacain as one - i hear ya dude!

i've mistaken a very very hot pepper for a pickle at a restaurant once or twice...not a pleasant surprise!
brussels sprouts - blegh!!!!
dirt
those Harry Potter jellybeans with weird flavors like boogers, black pepper, and vomit