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returntothepit >> discuss >> Fuck "I was fishing" and just say "I was sleeping"! by ram_girl on Dec 9,2004 1:04pm
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toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 9,2004 1:04pm
This is a way better excuse than Scott Peterson saying he was fishing......


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...e=1&u=/nm/20041209/od_nm/odd_sex_dc





toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 9,2004 1:04pm
sleep fucking?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 9,2004 1:07pm
what if he woke up screwing a goat??



toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 9,2004 1:08pm
well he does live in norway....



toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 9,2004 1:09pm



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 9,2004 1:09pm
Maybe thats what the 3 guys that were raping the dog should have said!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 9,2004 1:45pm
what?!?



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 9,2004 1:48pm
OK, there is something eerily strange about that picture, something that does not look quite right with her legs or something!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 9,2004 1:50pm
I wake up having sex all the time. i cant help it when theres a girl in bed with me. Its pretty much the main reason why i refuse to sleep in the same bed with any of my friends girlfriends at partys or anyplace where people just sleep where they fall because if youve got tits and im sleeping anywhere near you i WILL try to have sex with you. Ive woken up having sex with the wrong girlfriend way too many times.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 9,2004 1:54pm
Christraper said:
I wake up having sex all the time. i cant help it when theres a girl in bed with me. Its pretty much the main reason why i refuse to sleep in the same bed with any of my friends girlfriends at partys or anyplace where people just sleep where they fall because if youve got tits and im sleeping anywhere near you i WILL try to have sex with you. Ive woken up having sex with the wrong girlfriend way too many times.




HAHAHAHA.....want to know whats funny. You're the first person I thought of when I read this article because you made a post before about waking up already having sex with your girl....too fucking funny!!!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 9,2004 4:07pm
It happens way more than i want to say. Im not sure whether i should be proud of this or not.



toggletoggle post by josiah_the_black  at Dec 9,2004 4:27pm
be proud



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 9,2004 4:30pm
yea i guess so...i mean hell if i can do it in my sleep.....



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 9,2004 4:33pm
Why does that defense lawyer's name look so familiar?



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