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New site? Maybe some day.
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in my opinion....
5. Cafe Mio after the singer of Ground Zero broke the toilet (ugh)
4. The Safari Lounge....enough said
3. The Red Zone Queens, NY - "I'll hold it till we get back to Massachusetts"
2. The El En Gee, most of the urinals didn't work, there was only 1 stall there was no door for it whatsoever, and it was covered in god knows what.
1. The Living Room (back in the day) - scum covered floors, urinals that were so low, so small, and so far away that there was no way to take a piss without showing off your dick to whoever happened to open the door, and the remains of a toilet in the back. |
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5. obriens pub
4. obriens pub
3. obriens pub
2. obriens pub
1. obriens pub |
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the red zone in queens gets my vote. obriens is bad. club marque sucks. the palladium at a metalfest is always interesting. the choppin block was nothing special. i won't include the shit i saw in south america. |
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The living room around 2001. |
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port-o-let's at a concert festival |
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this is a funny thread
people should post more |
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Club Babyhead years ago -- foul, foul, foul... |
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cbgb's, (nyc), and gilman street (san fran, ca.) |
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On a side note I'd have to say the nicest venue bathroom probably has to goto the Bomb Shelter |
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Joe/NotCommon said: 5. obriens pub
4. obriens pub
3. obriens pub
2. obriens pub
1. obriens pub |
DITTO
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living room of old. seriously the troth in front of the door sucked. |
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someone had the fantastic idea of puking in the urinal at work today. Good thing the cleaning guy called in sick or I'd have worry about taking leak without vomit falling on my dick. |
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XmikeX said: in my opinion....
3. The Red Zone Queens, NY - "I'll hold it till we get back to Massachusetts" |
that place definetly gets my vote. when we played there, the only light coming in was from in the club. i was peeing in the dark, i hope i got it in something. |
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what about club 121 in brockon |
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you guys remember the first metalfest at the palladium?
I walked into the men's room ther and there was this deluge of shitwater covering the floor. I remember there was cup full of piss witth a straw init on the back of one of the toilets. |
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When I give head any bathroom will do. |
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There are a couple bathroom's in my house, if thats the case... |
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the bathroom at Le Medley in Canada wasn't bad until security came in to remove a guy that was hiding in one of the stalls. |
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Worst
1. Springdale Turnhall
2. Club 305
3. Livingroom
Best
1. Lucky Dog Music Hall (naked chicks on the walls)
2. The Compound (except for the stall)
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dunno if it's still there but when i went to the compound there was a futon in the bathroom.
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I've never seen a bathroom that could come close to the old Living Room. The first time I played there it had blood on the floor and a syringe in the urinal. Awesome. |
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the All Asia bathroom was the nicest, until Alex pissed all over the walls. |
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i like the all asia bathroom
i took pictures in there actually |
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the rat's bathroooms were the fucking worst. that entire place reeked of urine at all times. |
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O'Briens hands down.....theres no other venue I've ever been to where I've felt safer pissing on the floor. |
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silky said: the rat's bathroooms were the fucking worst. that entire place reeked of urine at all times. |
Yeah I remember being there a few times and sticking to the floor. I never asked why...didn't want to know. |
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1. O'Brien's.
2. The Compound (the stall). Pretty bad when you sit on the throne and the seat isn't even attached and you go sliding right off.
3. The Chopping Block wreeked of piss bretty bad. |
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The Rat was pretty terrible. I saw Cannibal Corpse there on the vile tour and was so thirsty by the end of the night that I actually drank from that sink. |
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I don't know what half of you are talking about, how clean does the place need to be for you to take a piss? I don't touch anything in a bathroom except the door to get into it.
Are you referring to taking a shit and actually sitting down on the toilet? who does that anyways, hover over that shit if you have too. Or put lots of toilet paper down.
O'briens, looked fine to me but was kinda weird that the door is next to the stage.
The choppin block, looked clean to me!
The Bombshelter, usually fine.
The palladium downstairs bathroom is usually the nastiest bathroom I've ever been in. Because you know you're walking in piss. |
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Yeah, I've dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool in O'Brien's a bunch of times and never noticed anything all that horrid. |
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RustedAngel said: I don't know what half of you are talking about, how clean does the place need to be for you to take a piss? I don't touch anything in a bathroom except the door to get into it.
Are you referring to taking a shit and actually sitting down on the toilet? who does that anyways, hover over that shit if you have too. Or put lots of toilet paper down.
O'briens, looked fine to me but was kinda weird that the door is next to the stage.
The choppin block, looked clean to me!
The Bombshelter, usually fine.
The palladium downstairs bathroom is usually the nastiest bathroom I've ever been in. Because you know you're walking in piss. |
How about the olfactory? the block's bathroom smells like you're living inside a jar of decade-old piss. Obrien's smells like low tide. |
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I dont' know why everyones saying the old Living room, its still fuckin gross haha! |
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The Rat had bathrooms??? hahaha i never ventured near them... i always made sure i went before i went to a show.
the bathrooms during the first NEMF were bad... but since then they have people come in to clean during the day during the fest.
i think worst location of a bathroom has to go to The Opera House in Toronto.... you have to go to the back of the venue (which is really the front and the lobby) and go down this flight of stairs that are wicked steep and narrow and shaky.... whoever designed this didnt not care about drunk people! |
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suckreligion said:
Best
1. Lucky Dog Music Hall (naked chicks on the walls) |
its not that there are naked chicks on the wall, its the fact that the majority of them are THICK, GORGEOUS women with none of that emaciated crap. curves all around, its heaven to say the least. |
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lynneaus said: The Rat had bathrooms??? hahaha i never ventured near them... i always made sure i went before i went to a show.
the bathrooms during the first NEMF were bad... but since then they have people come in to clean during the day during the fest.
i think worst location of a bathroom has to go to The Opera House in Toronto.... you have to go to the back of the venue (which is really the front and the lobby) and go down this flight of stairs that are wicked steep and narrow and shaky.... whoever designed this didnt not care about drunk people! |
I hate stairs at venues. I always die on them. At Lamb Of God I tried to run down the concrete stairs on the balcony of the Palladium. Not a very wise idea. |
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Livingroom,(back in the day). Hands down worst ever. They didn't even have urinals, they had a big trough(like a horse would drink from) & it was always overflowing. The sight & smell was unhuman. No Contest |
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obrians and 242 main in burlington vt, if you havnt been there you are in for a discusting treat. Not only does the lights not work, it doesnt have a window, and it smells worse then obrians...oh and you probably dont want to touch the doorknob either |
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living room guys bathroom a few years ago...
-the girl's wasn't pretty either, but the guy's bathroom definitely won the prize |
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HAHAHA i love how agreed upon it is that the living room several years back was the grossest thing ever.
i never got a chance to experience the 121 bathrooms, but seeing as how central brockton back then WAS a toilet in and of itself I can only imagine the splenders it beheld. |
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aside from venues, the worst bathroom EVER is the men's room upstairs at priority music complex in hanson, ma. xmikex knows what i'm talking about.
it's haunted, stinky, bug infested, and just plain disgusting. one time the water turned on by itself after my cousin bill cut his ear in our old practice room...creepy as hell. |
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o'briens hands down! a few weeks ago i got a mad case o' the runs about an hour before we went on. i shit three times in that hour, and the fuckin' door to the stall was ripped off the hinges. it's kinda hard to hover while propping up a six foot piece of wood all the while vomiting out of your ass.
then, last night, i took a piss in there, and there was a colony of little flies on top of the urinal. just hanging out. it's december! it was 15 friggin' degrees out. |
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the rat. hands down worst men's room ever.
as for places that arent defunct...
o'briens is pretty gross
bloodstains' bathroom is just ridiculous
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when the spaces in olney villie were around the "providence civic center" was fuckin horrid! |
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I would have to say that time I pissed in that bitch's mouth |
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i don't know if it's been said or not yet, but - SAFARI LOUNGE |
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dirteecrayon said: dunno if it's still there but when i went to the compound there was a futon in the bathroom.
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yes! now they have a TV as well!
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and not that it's a venue, but the wearhouse in Brockton where ascendancy practices..... ugh. fucking horrible. |
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Hooker said: and not that it's a venue, but the wearhouse in Brockton where ascendancy practices..... ugh. fucking horrible. |
i agree
i went in to pee and it just crawled back up and i couldn't pee
hahaha
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nothing will ever beat the shit-swastika in the bathroom at northern lights. i know the rev is with me on that one. |
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the_rooster said: nothing will ever beat the shit-swastika in the bathroom at northern lights. i know the rev is with me on that one. |
hahaha i remember him telling me about that...the girls bathroom smelled from what i remember too
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All the guys hate the O'Brien's bathroom...it makes me want to check it out. I don't think the ladies room is so bad...small...but the toilet is bolted to the floor... |
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kellthevalkyrie said: All the guys hate the O'Brien's bathroom...it makes me want to check it out. I don't think the ladies room is so bad...small...but the toilet is bolted to the floor... |
I wouldn't go in there if I were you....people have been known to come out of that bathroom not quite the same. |
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in miami this place called "the ally" i think...
room REEKED TO HIGH HELL
and the door couldn't close at all.
you couldn't walk near the bathroom without wanting to gag. |
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I thought you lost your gag-reflex?
I love the livingroom!!! pissing while watching the band over your sholder is the best!
the bathroom at the rat wasn't bad at all. obrien's is pretty bad...
the choppin block smelled like piss, but was pretty clean.
worst bathroom goes to
NORTHERN LIGHTS (albany) anyone who was there for the shit-swastika (shitstika) knows what's up.. or was it a shit cross? |
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oh fuck, I totally forgot about the shitstika! that was brutal! |
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We had the same dead goldfish floating in a sea of vomit in the sink at the Gee for at least 2 months. You don't know how much I miss that place |
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Obriens is up there
The Living Room has had the same toilet overflowing for at least 5 years
Chopping Block
The Rat (RIP)
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I just took a sweet dump in a clean bathroom, I can shit anywhere. |
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The RAT was definitely the worst of all.
Although when DISRUPT was in Germany in 1993 we played at this place in Nurnberg that had this outdoor outhouse type thing. You could smell it from hundreds of feet away, literally. One of our singers took a shit in the woods rather than going in there. |
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i was going to list that one, but couldn't remember where it was.
and it was pete who shit in the woods. |
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CBGB's of course and, ABC NO RIO, NY. NY.(human fieces in corner of club indicated no bathroom) |
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Hanover House Meriden,Ct
El N Gee New London,Ct
CBGB'S New York,New York
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the palladium bathroom floors sweat urine |
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the rat did suck, but id have to say the espresso bar, about a week before it closed, and people stopped givin a fuck about it... then we smashed a hole through to the womens room... the good ol days |
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the bathroom at alex's in stoughton (worst strip club on earth) on christmas eve 2 years ago... fuckin nasty, i swear there were crabs breeding in the urine on the floor |
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Randy said: The RAT was definitely the worst of all.
Although when DISRUPT was in Germany in 1993 we played at this place in Nurnberg that had this outdoor outhouse type thing. You could smell it from hundreds of feet away, literally. One of our singers took a shit in the woods rather than going in there. |
Did you guys use any of the rest-area bathrooms on the autobahn?
I saw one shitter that didn't even have a toilet in it. Just a hole in the ground with two straps to hang on to hanging down from the ceiling. It looked like the set of a snuff film. |
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I shat in CBGB bathroom once. We played a show there with Napalm Death. We got there early and the doors hadn't opened yet so I thought it might be safe to shit in. I REALLY had to go. I went downstairs and fucking Napalm Death were having a photo session in the bathroom. (like, "look how punk rock we are, we're in the bathroom at CBs", wicked gay) so I had to wait for them to finish and finally got to shit. Finished just in time to not lose my privacy.
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I dont give a fuck, Ill shit anywhere.
Id shit in the mosh pit. |
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ohh, and I am a gay fag. and have no balls.
I also, like to get fucked by big black guys while watching the Andy Dick show. |
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in my ass.
my mom took my virginity, and my motorbike away. |
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I'll kick all these fags asses so high.
they will see the stratosphere.
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I'll kick all these fags asses so high.
they will see the stratosphere.
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i always feel like im going to be molested or killed when im in the bombshelter bathroom... dont know why, just always do. |
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I shat in CBGB bathroom once. We played a show there with Napalm Death. We got there early and the doors hadn't opened yet so I thought it might be safe to shit in. I REALLY had to go. I went downstairs and fucking Napalm Death were having a photo session in the bathroom. (like, "look how punk rock we are, we're in the bathroom at CBs", wicked gay) so I had to wait for them to finish and finally got to shit. Finished just in time to not lose my privacy.
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Shut your bloody mouth you bloody junkhead! |
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when i saw this thread i immediately thought of the old living room. Worst by FAR! |
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after reading this thread i realized how much better the bathroom is at O'Briens now haha |
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porta-potty stall #5 @ Maryland DeathFest VIII........
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nothing will ever beat the shit-swastika in the bathroom at northern lights. i know the rev is with me on that one. |
A+ to whomever revived this thread, for reminding me that this happened.
Also, Valentine's, downstairs. Filth. There's a trough.
Pearl St. Nightclub in Northampton was pretty foul last night too. |
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Non portapotty - which are always the worst
1. The Rat
2. Local 186
3. Manray
4. Any venue in Olneyville |
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a lot of really bad lavatories in here. |
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in my opinion....
5. Cafe Mio after the singer of Ground Zero broke the toilet (ugh)
4. The Safari Lounge....enough said
3. The Red Zone Queens, NY - "I'll hold it till we get back to Massachusetts"
2. The El En Gee, most of the urinals didn't work, there was only 1 stall there was no door for it whatsoever, and it was covered in god knows what.
1. The Living Room (back in the day) - scum covered floors, urinals that were so low, so small, and so far away that there was no way to take a piss without showing off your dick to whoever happened to open the door, and the remains of a toilet in the back. |
^^ completely backed^^ |
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i've been told that the ladies room at Sammy's Patio was worse than the Men's room at the sound museum over on north beacon |
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i've been told that the ladies room at Sammy's Patio was worse than the Men's room at the sound museum over on north beacon |
its always worse for the females. imagine if we had to sit down on anything in any of the bathrooms listed in this thread? /dryheave |
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i've been told that the ladies room at Sammy's Patio was worse than the Men's room at the sound museum over on north beacon |
its always worse for the females. imagine if we had to sit down on anything in any of the bathrooms listed in this thread? /dryheave |
true, which is why i figured it had to be pretty bad if my girlfriend said she would rather piss in the men's bathroom at the sound museum over the woman's bathroom at Sammy's |
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a lot of really bad lavatories in here. |
ha i remember when they used call the bathroom in school "the lav" |
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people from England like to call them the "bog" as if people still piss in peat bogs these days |
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bog of eternal stench ftw |
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a lot of really bad lavatories in here. |
ha i remember when they used call the bathroom in school "the lav" |
yea i still drop the "lavatory" every now and again. |
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The Meatlocker in somewhere NJ is pretty rancid. I went 5 blocks down the street to pinch a loaf.
Most venues down south have gnarly toilets too.
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The old ladies room at O'Briens was pretty hideous...now it is a haven of space and really bloody clean in comparison to many places.
The ladies room at the Palladium is horrible.
However, I think the Rat takes the cake for the worst where I have ever had the displeasure of hovering.
Recently though, I had an amusing time at the ladies' facilities at Dingbatz in Clifton, NJ. I opened the door and there were these two people doing coke on the sink. Ok, whatever, but that bathroom was such that it was completely visible (sink area as soon as the door was opened) I just basically said carry on, I just have to pee. Second main issue with that place is that the stall is so short, anyone over 5'3 has their knees very uncomfortably pressed up against the stall door. |
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YOU MUST PICK ONE |
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haha i refer to the bathroom at the Palladium as the "gas chamber" |
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