and apparently i have been the following:

-A swimming champion at Nazarene College and Fredonia State College

- a tenor sax player

- a Sim City major in college

- a professor at Erksine College

- a highly regarded and enthusiastic chef

- credited on games developed by the following companies: Maxis
Software Inc., Barking Dog Studios, Headgate Studios Inc.

- the man

you're the man now dog

whenever i google my name, i just get pictures of Alicia Silverstone, Alicia Keys, and porn
no one of any notoriety has my full name

i have been:

- a judge in cook county, IL
- a soldier in iraq
- a computer and marketing expert
- a hockey coach
- a council member in charlottetown, PEI (where i actually have relatives, so the guy is probably related to me)
- an investment banker in toronto
- chair of softworld 2002, whatever the hell that is

http://www.joshstaples.com

i wish i had my own website

and thank you, dreadkill, for your service to this country

KillerKadoogan said:

you do!

http://www.snoopdogg.com/

oh...wait...

I googled mi penis. Alot of vaginas came up.

www.gizoogle.com

swamplorddvm said:

is that because you're a pussy? heh

You are what you eat. blap!

that fucker has sabatoged my solo career, shucks.

this is called an "ego search"

Everyones just posting the possative results.

when i google Keith Mutiny, theres like 8 pages of rttp links and a link to Raising Kubrick's myspace page...

Mark Richards is a renaissance man...
-Photographer from CA
-Bridal photographer from MA
-a 4 time champion surfer..."just the old guy" that broke kelly slater's record, and i also have a tournament named after me. eat that, bitches.
-Principal Research Engineer and Adjunct Professor School of Electrical & Computer Engineering
-web design and internet development duder
-historian
-hockey player
-lawyer
-author
-i make stickers and rhinestone iron on jewelry...ugh
-i merged with a successful hawaiian business
-actor
-poker pro
-i make cashmere sweaters. what the fuck
-plastic surgeon
-music professor
-and most importantly, i'm some random canadian dude.

come check out my bridal photography at www.markrichardsphoto.com

Apparently, I

-Have mice
-Played guitar in a band called "Clint Howard's Dream Date"
-Died in 1756
-Died in 1785

KillerKadoogan said:

it's citizens like you that make me proud to defend my country

Daniel Maurice


Selected by Chicago Blackhawks round 10 #197 overall 1988 NHL Entry Draft


you know what sux...i really did wanna play in the nhl.

just not for the blackhawks. they suck.

there isn't another known person on the net that isn't me with my name.
how ever, my name is on a microchip going to a comet!
http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/overview/microchip/names2p9.html

check out these two cool websites i found with my name, I'm a fucking important

http://www.sdmf.org.au/ and http://www.davidmartinshouseparty.com

i guess there is also a David Martin on the Packers

the_reverend said:

my name is on ther 4 times
http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/overview/microchip/namesm.html


just different middle innitials

yeah, but that is actually me, since I'm the only person with my name in the known world.

all i got is a interview my college paper did on me, about some dude banger stealing money from people

hahahahahahahahha and this picture of me like 2 years ago

the_reverend said: at my college of just over 1000 people (i think) mabye less there 3 David Martins at my small Montpelier Bank there are 6

goddamnit...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Janssen+J+McCormick%22

Only two results and they're both me.

apparentl i'm a soccer fag, too:

this is kinda creepy...

All I got was a couple of old arrest logs.

I've stalked Nicole Kidman and ran for president.

Sick Nicole Kidman's pretty hot for an Aussie, kind of pale though.