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New site? Maybe some day.
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i honestly never thought i\'d live to see 24...
come on folks, make me feel special just this once, hahaha |
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i think when joe NC turned 24 my response was 24 year olds are gay. since i don't turn 24 for another 6 weeks,i can still say 24 year olds are gay. |
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I'll be 32 this year. I always said I know I am going to be forced to live to see it. |
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Happy ejection from the womb day, go kiss your Mom's birth canal!
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happy birthday you midgetfucking cumdumpster. how's that for special? |
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Your birthday is on Earth Day.
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The end days are upon us.
Oh happy birthday Keith. |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I was 24.
Not the old sad sack of shit I am now.
I'm hung-over and angry today. |
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Why didnt you think youd live to see 24?
Are you in a gang or something?
Drug user?
Aids?
I dont get it. |
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happy birthday keith mutiny on behalf of heineken |
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I hugged my penis thinking it was keith mutiny |
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powerkok said: Why didnt you think youd live to see 24?
Are you in a gang or something?
Drug user?
Aids?
I dont get it. |
He's a white boy and used to live in Lowell. [I think.] |
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No, he is from Dorchester. I went to school with him way back when. |
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Well, he's still a white devil. |
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Ahh...ok.
That means nothing to me....Is that supposed to a rough town or something? |
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It's like being in a 24-hour Spike Lee joint. |
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Your post wasn't there when I started typing mine Jeffrey, don't be a play hata.
Dorchester today is like that movie Judgement Night, minus the awesome Onyx/Biohazard song. |
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sorry jo-jo, I ain't no playa hata.
I only hate myself. |
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Don't hate yourself, it was your music that kept Keith going all this time. Disrupt is so inspirational! |
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That's what Keith meant. He didn't know if he could go on living in a post-Disrupt world. |
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lets write and perform in a musical about the post-disrupt world through they eyes of keith. we can all play ourselves. |
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Only if I can also play with myself. |
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I nominate Jonathan Taylor Thomas of Home Improvement fame to play the young Keith Mutiny. |
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I nominate Macalay Culkin to play Keith's ex-girlfriend |
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I have a hard-on just thinking about the love scenes. |
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Keith right now is writing an impassioned letter to Jeff asking if Disrupt will reform. |
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there better be a big fat check inside that letter |
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What child stars can play Keith and myself and our former class mates at the school grounds of St.Gregorys?
Tom Sellek can play Father Parise. |
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Id say the 4 eyed kid from Jerry mcgwire plays Joe, and keith is played by Dakota Fanning. |
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did that priest touch you in funny places? |
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That kid in the Eurotrip movie who goosesteps and sieg heils is an obvious choice for the young Joe Not Common. |
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If he looked like Tom Selleck, I'd let him touch all my funny places.
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I uh... I mean I hate faggots. |
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But I want to have sex with Dakota Fanning, but not Keith.
I think that whatever that creature was that played Simon Birch should be in the movie, not sure who he could play but we can make up a new person in Keith's troubled life for the adaptation of his life. |
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happy birthday keith
just trying to get this thread back to where it was |
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Joe/NotCommon said: But I want to have sex with Dakota Fanning, but not Keith.
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Easily the best\worst NC quite ever! |
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Also the best lie Joe has ever told. |
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If I tell you what the priests did to me, then I will go to hell. Please don't make me go to hell Jeff. |
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hell wont be so bad. I used to be in a band called CORKY, based on the greatest tv show ever, LIFE GOES ON, so I am definately going to hell. and I'll probably be dead before you, so you will know someone when you get there. |
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I want to have sex with Simon Birch |
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Everyone Joe knows will be waiting in Hell for him. Waiting to rape him. |
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Next time I see Keith I'm going to give him a birthday lapdance. |
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Hell will be nice, at least we'll all already know eachother |
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Now all we need to do is create Keith's future and we can finish this story up. |
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this might be a short musical. |
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I just wrote Keith's life story on a toothpick. |
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i bet you didnt even need the whole toothpick |
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you could probably fit it on a single grain of rice, HA! |
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A single grain of rice: the musical biography of keith mutiny
When I get back from Philly I am gonna find and scan our kindergarten class picture (where I won the art contest, motherfuckers!) |
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that has a nice ring to it |
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ill play myself in the musical as long as disrupt reunites to do the soundtrack |
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i think as a birthday wish for Keith Disrupt should play the Grind/Doom fest if Goat's Blood isn't playing. |
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there's a better chance of this musical happening |
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SuperFly said: there's a better chance of this musical happening |
lame lame lame lame ! |
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ill fuckin write and produce a godam musical if thats what it takes |
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this aggression man, this agression will not stand. |
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happy birthday keith. it only gets worse. |
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i might get you a beer tonight. if i can actually afford it. |
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