I tried 5 different translation sites and even my GE Trans prog wont work, can anybody translate this into english?? Im assuming its Dutch (Denmark) but Ive tried German too...to no avail.
We got a review on our 2004 demo, and I really wanna know what it says...if you can help, I'll much appreciate and repay you!!

Thx in advance....Kok

Det amerikanske band Hand Choke Neck startede som et side projekt af sangeren/guitaristen Jesse Montana, der styrede det hele selv. Herefter rekrutterede han nogle folk til at føre sine ideer ud i livet.
Som band navnet og alle seks sangtitler lidt antyder, har HCN fra Boston blod, død, vold og andre gruelige sager som deres primære interessefelt.
Stilen de praktiserer, er i mine ører lidt i stil med andet Amerikansk dødsmetal. Hvis jeg endelig skulle nævne et band det lyder hen ad, må det næsten være Immolation. HCN er for det meste enormt tunge, men har også små passager hvor tempoet bliver skruet i vejret. Der er ikke noget revolutionerende ved deres musik, men det er en pæn gang hegn der i visse momenter byder op til lidt nakke-dans. Det fungerer bedst i de groovede parter, da jeg ikke helt mener trommeslageren kan følge med i blast parterne. Det er simpel musik, men meget udtryksfuld. Jeg har ingen tekster fået, men kan næsten forestille mig, hvad de handler om.

Da det er en demo vi har med at gøre, er lyden også herefter.
Trommerne ligger desværre alt for langt fremme i lydbilledet, og bassen kan man ikke rigtig høre.
Men HCN spiller fint, og man kan da også argumentere for, at når man spiller Gore-Metal som HCN gør det, må lyden gerne være lidt ulden. Det trækker dog lidt ned i min bog.

Spilletiden er lidt over 23 minutter, og hvis man er interesseret, kan man downloade lidt smagsprøver på bandets hjemmeside.
Hvis du er til bloddryppende musik der smager af vold osv., så giv dem en chance.


Revolution Music vil gerne takke Hand Choke Neck for tilsending af denne demo

grr...i start doing it...
lost my page..

i get the gyst of it...
online transltors suck...

The American band Hand Choke Neck started as a side project of singer/guitarist Jesse Montana, with his own style. (Again, i'm not using a dictionary...so i could be wrong)
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i get a good feel from it..like they like it...
good, practical music and "give them a chance"
i had written more taking from exerpts but lsot the page...i gotta get back to work..maybe later unless someone else does it before!

well thanks for that anyway!!

If you have time later and feel like doing the whole thing, please do!
Or anyone else that can or will!! thx Carina.

it is ALL about shiteating and metaphors about shiteating.
weird... I thought the germans were all about that, not the dutch!

ps: that isn't german.

pps: is looks like swedish to me

it's norwegian:

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THANK YOU REV. How the hell did you even figure out its Norwegian??

the online translator sucks there, but I'm pretty sure it's norwegian (which looks like swedish)
hint: german doesn't use ø or å and I believe that dutch doesn't either.
dutch looks A LOT like german. usually just with Ks swaped with CHs, SCHs swaped with CHs and stuff like that. as you get further away from germany towards sweden/finland, the languages start getting all those weird characters like å where norwegian "looks more like" german than swedish or finish.

ahh gotcha....thanks man.

np. I'm totally elementary german++!

yes it was easy to see it was a Scandinavian country. And my sentence is still better than your dictioanry one aaron
hahaha
in Denmark they speak Danish in Norway it's norweigian
did you also try a danish translator aaron?

oops! I totally forgot about danish...
trying it now.
it would totally make sense if it were danish, cause they use a couple french-ish words.

OK, here's the real translation from German, courtesy of the Breakdown Nazi (be sure to read it with a Colonel Clink accent):

Zee Hand Choke Neck iz very heavy schtuff, BUT zer iz too many breakdowns! At zee death camp, vee do not allow zuch moshing! I say NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! Vee severely punish zuch behavior. Zer shoult be only blasting und grinding! For every breakdown, zer is a severe lashing!

Zee summary: very brutal und heavy, needs vewer breakdowns und more blasting! Achtung!

danish:

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ahahaha bargain shock neck... ahahahahaha

hahahahaha wow....that hurt my head!! I'm still kinda confused!!
Thanks guys, for your time, and ANdols, Im laughing mein balls off @ your translation.

Ok...just confirmed that it is in fact, Danish.
So, good work Carina and Rev!
Thanks again.

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Had a friend try to translate it for me, this is what he came up with

looks like they used a translator too.

yes I think he did

lol thx.....I wonder if he means we remind him of Immolation?