I went to the pet store to buy:
1) turtle food
2) a plant
3) a snail

as I went to the register, I realized that I didn't have my debt or credit card. the girl had already rung up my stuff so I started counting out money. the total was $35.97.
in my pocket, I had $35.97... to the penny.
weird.

holy shit thats fuct up...first metal, now the true black arts?! where do you find the time? David Blaine, eat your heart out.

the_reverend said:

well you were buying weird stuff

who would win in a race , a turtle or a snail?

Bugs Bunny.

Aegathis said:

bob Zackamoinaway would lose.

glad I had those 7 pennies... but seriously... WTF would I have exactly 7 pennies?

Thats some freaky shit. Rev, I'll bet you $35.97 that my turtle can beat your turtle & snail in a race.

DEATH2ALL said:

It's on now.

fuck yeah. He's quick so don't blink.

That seems kinda expensive. How much was that snail??

What is even weirder is that you own a turtle.

Or do you force Carina to eat turtle food?

right after that happened..he called me to tell me...he bought that stuff at the pet store in salem. of course he called me because i had asked him for his credit card earlier in the day and then he forgot to put it in his wallet after..so even though he didn't explicitly blame me...he did say you know how you wanted my card earlier? well i didn't put it back and i bought all these things and got to the register and didn't have the card...

ah well...
he said the snail was huge, i didn't look at it because i was half asleep when he came home

did he feed the snail to the turtle?

i think he put it in the turtle tank...whether the turtle will see it...i dunno...

the turtle will turn on the snail and eat it at some point.
I bought a HUGE thing of turtle food ($31) and then a plant and a snail
that was $35.97 total.

and it was all tax free!
w00t

Water turtle? whats his name?

yertle.
I had a webcam on him, but it went down.
he's almost 30yo.

the_reverend said:

crap he's older than me.

i bet i could take him though....

the little guy bites like the dickens.
I'll take a couple pictures of him tonight.

I once put in 100 gold fish to his tank. he ate until the gold fish were unable to be swallowed anymore. I left for an house.
while I was gone, he went through and systematically killed all 100 fish with in that hour.

tuffxasxnails

xxxyertlexxx

another time he bit the head's off a lot of them...another time he hit the glass so hard it knocked over the turtlecam and it was "rev and succubus" unknown cam time!
nowadays he mostly bangs against the glass and the fish tend to live a lot longer...

it's cause all he wasn't is cat food. he's not even eating the plant in there.

oh, I spent mad $$$$ on malysian bogwood for his tank and it's growing a couple mushrooms which he's chomped on.

I got 2 russian land turtles. I let them roam free around my room all day. they pop up at random and scare the shit out of unsuspecting visitors. I just call them turtle1 & turtle2.

I found a turtle on my lawn last summer and took some pics.

sexy

I'd like to know how the hell turtle food, a plant, and a snail added up to 36$ in the first place.

he itemized it above.

There is nothing br00tal about a turtle.

Mary said:

When I was six I had a snapping turtle that growled at my dad, that was pretty br00tal.

Mary said:

go lose your little white lamb, Mary.

My turtles are 100% metal.

I ran into a 2 1/2 foot long snapping turtle once. my friend picked it up, and it weighed about 75 pounds. Its head was about 6 inches long, and 4 inches wide. That dude was MASSIVE.

the food was really really big.
that's why it was $31

DaveFromTheGrave said:


What the hell was that? Lose my lamb. You sure stuck it to me.

Derr...

the_reverend said:


jeesus did you get him when you were born?

Mary said:

Mary had a little lamb

with fleece as white as snow

MOSH BREAKDOWN

EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT
the lamb was sure to go

guitar solo

ow

:::headbangs:::

i caught a snapper when i went fishing yesterday. probably still has the hook in it's mouth, lil'bastid

he just bit me causing me to bleed!hahahahaha

the little bastard is pissing me off

BANG BANG is all i hear as he tries to swim outside his tank (the bang is from him hitting the glass)....for hours on end...he's going senile...

and he managed to jump out of his tank .. i heard a loud thud and i try to get him back in his tank and get hissed at


grrrrr

he's gonna hurt himself

succubus said:



i wouldn't mess with him

You need to put a darkthrone sticker on its shell, thats metal.

DaveFromTheGrave said:

I'd tap that.

so we got home last night...and guess what?
the bastard wasn't in the tank...aaron eventually found it and yelled at it..though i doubt it got the hint

my craziest cash register story was dec. 13, 2003

we were goin to see dimmu and nevermore at the palladium and i bought a pack of camels and zig zag 1 1/4"

the price came up to $6.66

then we smoked much pot and watched a great show...it was terrific

Friend of mine has an exceedingly fucking large tortoise that he inherited from his girlfriend's brother. BT was probably six inches long when I first saw him, about four years ago. He's easily a foot and a half long now, and undisputed master of his 6'x6' cage. We're talking about the kind of tortoise where you have to actually will it to someone when you buy it, 'cause it's gonna outlive you. At some point they're just gonna give him his own area in the basement, with a ramp up to the outside for when it's warm.

sacreligion said:


A pack of Marlboros and a medium coffee at the convenience store I work comes out to $6.66

i_am_not_logged_in said:


Hahaha, coffee and cigarettes, just two of the many tools of the devil.