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New site? Maybe some day.
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Our old drummer quit the band because his girlfriend tolf him to. Now he pays her rent and she fucks guys in their living room while he's asleep. He wins. |
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RichHorror said: Our old drummer quit the band because his girlfriend tolf him to. Now he pays her rent and she fucks guys in their living room while he's asleep. He wins. |
I wouldn't call that winning though. |
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He wins the purple sash of Misses Man-Pussy 2005. |
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he should leave a camera in their living room and then start a porn site. |
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hahahahaha, why the hell am I included in this poll? goobers. |
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I now refer to our song, "Rotting Semen In The Eye Socket of Eric Rose".
Everytime you go down on her
You taste all your friends
That's wicked funny |
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RustedAngel said: hahahahaha, why the hell am I included in this poll? goobers. |
i agree
oh and the rev and i occassionally play rough but we've never whipped each other
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I'm on text so I don't see the poll... I would have vote'd tom anyhow.
Rich, you need to get girls to start leaving pissed off voicemails at your drummers house. stuff about him leaving them at the hotel or something. it's in his own best interest. |
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that kind of whipped! I had no idea! |
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the_reverend said: I would have vote'd tom anyhow. |
PPPPPPPSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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the_reverend said: Rich, you need to get girls to start leaving pissed off voicemails at your drummers house. stuff about him leaving them at the hotel or something. it's in his own best interest. |
Well, it's our ex-drummer... so 'm pleased his life has taken this turn.
However, I have this old Ghostbusters toy that modifies the pitch of your voice. I set it so it makes my voice sound like that of a young boy and left "Dad, Mom says she's ready for you to come back home" messages on their machine. |
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the_reverend said: stuff about him leaving them at the hotel or something. |
I got thrown out of my first apartment for that. My roomate brought his girlfriend over to watch a movie. She decided to bring up the story of the time I brought her to a hotel, fucked her, made her pay the bill, then fell asleep and refused to drive her home. She was laughing about it like it was the funniest thing in the world. I got asked to move out the next day.
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next time you write a story like that... please start it off with
"dear penthouse forum" |
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RichHorror said: I now refer to our song, "Rotting Semen In The Eye Socket of Eric Rose".
Everytime you go down on her
You taste all your friends
That's wicked funny |
that's awesome! |
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"dear penthouse forum,
I never thought this would happen to me and if I didn't experience it, I wouldn't believe it! well, the other day, I was ____" fill in the blank. |
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I'm the poet laureate of New England. I know I spelled that wrong. |
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the_reverend said: "dear penthouse forum,
I never thought this would happen to me and if I didn't experience it, I wouldn't believe it! well, the other day, I was ____" fill in the blank. |
penthouse mad libs! |
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"dear penthouse forum,
I never thought this would happen to me and if I didn't experience it, I wouldn't believe it! well, the other day, I was taking a leisuerly stroll through the park. I found a wallet and turned it into the police. Then I had a soda."
Wait, that's not sexy... |
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