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returntothepit >> discuss >> Turnoffs when it comes to women by anonymous on Nov 18,2005 9:55pm
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toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 18,2005 9:55pm
Here are my turnoffs:

1.Fat/ugly chicks
2.Single cute chicks with kids
3.Divorced cute chicks with kids
4.Chicks who like rap or dont listen to Metal
5.Preppie chicks
6.Pregnant chicks
7.Snobby chicks


What are some of your turnoffs?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 18,2005 9:58pm
Definitely #1 - No Fat Chicks.

Smoking is a bit of a turnoff since I quit 3 years ago.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 18,2005 9:59pm
I smoke myself so I dont mind that.Oh one more,chicks who are drunks or do drugs



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Nov 18,2005 10:02pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Smoking is a bit of a turnoff since I quit 3 years ago.


i gotta agree there



toggletoggle post by I Fold at Nov 18,2005 10:03pm
Religious chicks



toggletoggle post by I Fold at Nov 18,2005 10:05pm
Vegan chicks, women who say you remind them of their ex or (even worse) one of their family members, and anyone with deep dark sick fetishes.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 18,2005 10:19pm
pregnant chicks are hot



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Nov 18,2005 10:39pm
women who develop feelings for me. that's a red flag that there is something really wrong with them...



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Nov 18,2005 10:53pm
As far as personality/lifestyle goes:
-a girl with no sense of humor
-a girl who's stuck up
-drunks/druggies
-party girls
-girls with kids
-moochers(i.e. expect money and/or gifts all the time)
-a girl with no job
-any girl with severe mental/phsycological problems(i.e. depression/suicidal, dealing with abuses....i don't need that kinda crap on my conscience)
-girls that talk too much
-clingy girls/girls that try to pussywhip their guy and get mad when he wants time to himself or with his friends
-girls that won't eat/are shy about eating in front of me - i like a girl that i can take out to eat and have her order more than a small salad and water

As far as looks go, i'm not very picky; i just don't like a girl to be TOO fat or TOO skinny - i like the girl to be able to control herself. as far as clothes, i don't like a girl who dresses like a whore, and i don't like girls who dress in "themes" (i.e. goth, punk, prep, 'gangsta' etc...)



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 18,2005 11:06pm
lets see.... turnoffs about guys
guys who make a list of things they hate about girls when they have never had pussy in the first place
guys who bitch about chicks appearance
guys who have little cocks,and cant get laid so they sit around posting shit on here that doesn't pertain to music or metal whats so fucking ever.....get a fucking hobby.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Nov 18,2005 11:12pm
I hate those one's that are out of high school.



toggletoggle post by Death Metal Eric at Nov 18,2005 11:20pm
Turnoffs
Women with facial hair check your local walmart. women with no chins. This girl at my work no chin, looks like butthead. And girls that argue music to me when their not musicians, and I am a musician



toggletoggle post by racist asshole at Nov 18,2005 11:25pm
white girls that have an infatuation with black... Makes me wanna barf and chop em up at the same time.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Nov 19,2005 12:07am
anonymous said:
lets see.... turnoffs about guys
guys who make a list of things they hate about girls when they have never had pussy in the first place
guys who bitch about chicks appearance
guys who have little cocks,and cant get laid so they sit around posting shit on here that doesn't pertain to music or metal whats so fucking ever.....get a fucking hobby.


hahaha



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker at Nov 19,2005 12:10am
i dont like aids...thats a turn off.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 19,2005 12:10am
1. A pulse.
2. Non-tearaway clothing.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 19,2005 12:13am
girls with handlebar mustaches
"juggalettes"
wigger chicks



toggletoggle post by my_pretentious_erection   at Nov 19,2005 12:21am
lesbians are really cool.

biggest turn off is mean girls, it is like in science class, everyone starts with an A, but if you are a bitch i will ignore you and you will fail for being mean.



toggletoggle post by whoremastery  at Nov 19,2005 12:42am edited Nov 19,2005 12:44am
number one turn off is when they stalk you...once I fucked you... get lost!! stop calling me, or emailing me, or myspace messages... they all want to suck snatch half the time anyway...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2005 1:08am
smoking!!! most of the posts in here are no brainers.

and ryan mam you obviously have never talked to or been around a woman. they ALL talk too much that why they are called woman cause you are like "whoah...man... stop!"

a man is called a man cause he farts along and then you say "man!" and block you nose.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Nov 19,2005 1:13am
the_reverend said:
most of the posts in here are no brainers.

.


even mine? cuz if so, then i feel better.




toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 19,2005 1:14am
Chicks with dongs.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 19,2005 5:43am
an utter lack of eyebrows.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 19,2005 7:55am
To the anoymous chick on here.I cant get pussy huh?? And believe me my dick aint small.Wanna take a look yourself bitch??



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Nov 19,2005 8:58am
I second 'juggalettes'

and I raise you periods.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 19,2005 9:38am
I hate those chicks with dicks.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 19,2005 10:09am
anonymous said:
an utter lack of eyebrows.


Gotta agree here, leave your fucking eyebrows alone and stop plucking them out of your head!



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Nov 19,2005 10:10am
the_reverend said:
and ryan mam you obviously have never talked to or been around a woman. they ALL talk too much that why they are called woman cause you are like "whoah...man... stop!"


i know that all women talk a lot. my girlfriend usually talks a lot, but i can deal with it because i'm pretty quiet, so if she didn't talk, there wouldn't be much conversation! but i've met some girls that just yap away and away and it's too much even by normal standards.



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Nov 19,2005 11:34am
Ones that use their BF/husband obviously.
Talking WAY to much about themselves. Douchebags. I just dumped my GF because she was all about herself. Naturally in the beginning she was not, but she tried to sink her claws into me, but I brushed her off and told her to go fuck herself and get raped.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 19,2005 11:39am
hahaha this thread is hilarious!

turns off (valid for men and women) is bad breath! Brush yer teeth!



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Nov 19,2005 11:41am
girls who shave their pits



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 19,2005 11:41am
anonymous said:
lets see.... turnoffs about guys
guys who make a list of things they hate about girls when they have never had pussy in the first place
guys who bitch about chicks appearance
guys who have little cocks,and cant get laid so they sit around posting shit on here that doesn't pertain to music or metal whats so fucking ever.....get a fucking hobby.


just saw that a girl posted...zing!



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Nov 19,2005 11:42am
girls who don't know the difference between an african elephant and an indian elephant.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Nov 19,2005 12:30pm
Girls who are too girly. I'm talking about the "Honey, can you open this can of soda? I just had my nails done" and the girls who are too prissy to pick up anything after they drop it.



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Nov 19,2005 1:23pm
PatMeebles said:
Girls who are too girly. I'm talking about the "Honey, can you open this can of soda? I just had my nails done" and the girls who are too prissy to pick up anything after they drop it.


Yup, it is amazing how they got equal rights, yet want all the little percs of being a cunt. They always want their cake and eat it too. Hold the door for me for a change douche.




toggletoggle post by wade at Nov 19,2005 1:44pm
girls who are obviously influenced and try to emulate paris hilton in any way. beyond that, women that are just too dramatic about everything and self-important. glad i'm not dating...



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 19,2005 2:19pm
Yah fuck the dating game.I could use a fuck buddy however



toggletoggle post by HailTheLeaf  at Nov 19,2005 4:09pm
pisscup said:
girls who shave their pits



sweet, I don't shave unless it's summertime, ha!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2005 4:35pm
did anyone say foopah yet?
ha!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 19,2005 6:12pm
wade said:
girls who are obviously influenced and try to emulate paris hilton in any way. beyond that, women that are just too dramatic about everything and self-important. glad i'm not dating...


good god, i hate girls who emulate paris hilton. may they be stricken with aids.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 19,2005 6:16pm
I heard from a reliable source that the combination of paris and christina hagualra actually created the AIDS virus in monkeys.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 19,2005 6:17pm
now christina aguilera i would fuck. paris hilton needs to be shoved cunt first into a tree shredder.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 20,2005 12:20am
hitler with a bouffant



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 21,2005 10:06am
#1 turnoff: Puberty.



toggletoggle post by babyshaker at Nov 21,2005 10:21am
DestroyYouAlot said:
#1 turnoff: Puberty.


i figured joe n/c would have been the first to make a comment like that



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Nov 21,2005 10:23am
poor cooking/cleaning/laundry skills



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Nov 21,2005 11:05am
turn off's hmm....
SMOKING
Feminists
Bad Drivers
'L1K3 OMG' girls.
Shemales
Smoking
Mad at the world / depressed girls.
I use my boobs *cough* I mean looks, to get what I want girls.
and Smoking.




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 21,2005 11:31am
babyshaker said:
DestroyYouAlot said:
#1 turnoff: Puberty.


i figured joe n/c would have been the first to make a comment like that



Yeah, I wasn't even gonna bother posting when I saw the length of the thread, I figured somebody would've gotten there first.

#2 turnoff: Runs fast.



toggletoggle post by strangles kittens at Nov 21,2005 2:15pm
smelly pussys

and a groteque vagina



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Nov 21,2005 2:21pm
if they don't have two tits and clit, it's a turnoff.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 21,2005 2:23pm
#3 Turnoff: Low threshold for pain



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Nov 21,2005 5:16pm
when they press charges



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Nov 21,2005 5:35pm
Pregnant chicks

this sucks cause my woman is indeed pregnant...i don't know what the deal is, but pregnant sex just blows!!!!!!

i also don't like chicks without teeth...thats a big one

smelly cunts

ahh yeah fat chicks... not my thing

bad complection

dirty chicks

cunty chicks

thats all for now!




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 21,2005 5:55pm
penises



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 21,2005 5:55pm
hitler mustaches



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 21,2005 5:56pm
wooden legs, i prefer plastic prostheses.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2005 6:04pm
i hate when chicks open their eyes and mouths



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 21,2005 6:05pm
i like when they open their mouths long enough for me to insert my long beast.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 21,2005 6:09pm
I know for a fact that every one of you have been complete pussies for at least one girl in your lives. You're not fooling anyone.

That said I can't stand broads...pretty much at all.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2005 6:10pm
I know for a fact that you aren't a jive nigga



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 21,2005 6:12pm



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Nov 21,2005 6:37pm
dyingmuse said:
Pregnant chicks

this sucks cause my woman is indeed pregnant...i don't know what the deal is, but pregnant sex just blows!!!!!!

i also don't like chicks without teeth...thats a big one




pregnant sex sux? but you don't have to pull out!

and chicks without teeth....I thought i was the only one who's experienced this...



toggletoggle post by Lord_Valder  at Nov 21,2005 7:15pm
Having a sun tan. There is no way to avoid looking like a moron and/or asshole when you have a suntan.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 21,2005 7:16pm
Lord_Valder said:
Having a sun tan. There is no way to avoid looking like a moron and/or asshole when you have a suntan.



I couldn't agree more



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2005 7:17pm
Blondes turn me off.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Nov 21,2005 7:40pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Blondes turn me off.


thats not what you said last night sailor!



and as for prego sex sucking, welp i guess the dumping of seminal fluids in there is a plus, but that's the only one lol!




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 21,2005 7:43pm
If sex with a prego doesnt really cut it, then try raping one...its gross



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Nov 21,2005 8:02pm
lol ha ha hah a


rape? dude she is wanting it now 10 X's as much, now that she's prego, i couldn't rape her if i tried lol




toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 21,2005 8:03pm
Keep squirting that sperm in her so that your son can swim in it.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Nov 21,2005 8:03pm
ha ha ha! and get poked between the eyes


it's a girl though



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 21,2005 8:06pm
damn, pregnanto broads are hot. don't ruin my fantasy.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Nov 21,2005 8:14pm
i will spare the details than



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