Don't let us down!

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?...=user.viewPicture&friendID=60735868

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?...n=user.viewPicture&friendID=1696442

that second one looks like an ugly version of my girlfriends sister.

Oh noes! Poserama.

that first girl is so crosseyed she looks like a praying mantis. the second one needs to rent an ass.

ha, rent an ass

hahha praying manntis

You'd shag both of them and you know it.

The first one has some melons that are ripe for glazing!!!

oh yeah, I'm not denying that I'd use them as the sex objects they make themselves out to be.

HAHAHAHA scroll down on the second girls profile and look at the five pictures on her heroes list of what seems to be the same stupid fuckin scenster retard with the same stupid fuckin scenster retard haircut in every goddamn pic.
It seems the further west you go the more you encounter assholes like thse guys. I was in fuckin Alabama last year with my ex-girlfriend and EVERYWHERE we went and practically everyone I got introduced to looked like one of those fuckin fruitcakes. They all had the same fuckin tight pants with the ubertight shirt of an 80's metal band theyve never heard and they ALL had the train conductor hats with the x's drawn on their stupid fuckin scenter retard hands.
But seriously dude theyre everywhere down there its fuckin scary. And not only that but they seem to think that somehow in a group they can beat someone up. Yet somehow my ass remained unscathed when I told them to quit listening to their bullshit itsoktocrycore fagrock. When I was down there with Kinslayer we were walking around when we saw one of them. Kinslayer was like "BOYFRIEND!!!!" and the dude turned and looked with eager anticipation only to find our fingers pointing at him accompanied by laughter at his faggotty scenster expense. He probably went to his room to cry into his pillow while he listened to his hawthorne heights record and stuck his moms dining room candles up his butt.

top notch rant.

these girls are not the legal age for internet viewing

Christraper said:

yes. so true

that was indeed quite a rant

brian_dc said:

haha, I agree.

Jay, you are my hero.

The first one looks like every over-tanned cunt at my gym. The kind of cunt that buys cute little matching running suits and never sweats. Cunts.

pam nli said:

pam nli said:

I love you.

You just love my filthy fucking mouth.

WHY DO ALL AMERICAN GIRLS
LOOK PART HISPANIC OR JEWISH?

PONDER, PONDER.

because you live in texas?