Woke up, was making coffee, and staring at an ENORMOUS moose standing in my back yard.

What did you do this morning?

woke up "late" after a weekend of rocking marylan death fest

Watched my cat go schizo chasing his tail.

Went to the GC memorial day sale, got a madison 2x12 cab, paiste 18'' crash, EMG 81 and plastic O-ring thing (for my snare).

wake and bake

i waked up and felt like a weegups

i also weegupped around for a good 5 minutes

8am i was awake somehow. walkd to dunkins, a broad asked me for crack on my way home then offerd me a blowjob.
i chose the latter of the two

I woke up and then hit the snooze button about 10 times

I woke up and thought to myself "Fuckin' A, I'm getting paid for not going to work today."

then I stayed in bed and watched Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and then made my way to here to tell you that i stayed in bed and watched Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

woke up, got a blow job from my ex. sat around for a while. it was fun

i quit my job

i washed the taste of booze out of my mouth with PBR and took a dump

Woke up to a bottle of Old Crow , scratched my nuts and cracked a warm can of Genesse, drove back from Maine contimplating suicide till I hit the NH border (a town called Freedom mind you lol!) and started to feel the road rage bad....So fuckin' bad that it felt good to be alive!

They say," You shouldn't drive when your angry"......So when the fuck am I supposed to drive?!?!

i went to work for 12 hours.

God Bless N.E.!!!

woke up, had sex with girlfriend, breakfast, back to sleep, had more sex, sat around, lifted weights