Growing up in Brockton, working in Boston, living in Quincy, and having spent a considerable part of my working life in the supermarket industry I should be used to people speaking other languages around me. But somehow it still cuts through me like a knife... an incomprehensible, way louder than anyone else on the train, totally annoying knife. Which of the following makes your brain bleed the worst?

Asian: Seems like there's only about 8 different sounds being made but in an infinite number of annoying patterns. I don't see how anyone, let alone billions of people, could possibly communicate like this. And I'm pretty sure most of it is made up.

Arabic: Easily one of the most annoying, and nonsensical. No wonder these people are always so pissed. They have to communicate to eachother using a language that makes them sound like they were born with half a tongue.

Eastern European: It just sounds like baby talk to me.

Creole: Definently my pick for ugliest language ever. It's not quite Portugese, it's not quite Spanish. It's obviously completely made up (I've never heard a Cape Verdean person use the same word to identify something twice) and only exists to annoy people. In the Cape Verdean culture anyone caught using an indoor voice is drawn & quartered. Hence therefore, no one speaking Creole can ever do so in a normal volume.

English: Good old fashioned crappy English. Not a bad language if you know how to use it but most people and their shit accents and 2nd grade education don't. Guidos, shitbums, and fat women all do their part to ruin a perfectly good language. If I hear one more sentence start with "Eyy ummmm Yous guys..." I'll lose it.

Spanish: Not so much the language itself, but the speed and volume at which it's spoken is excruciating.

Ebonics: Might as well consider it another language. I have no idea what anyone is saying even if they're saying it to me. And as characteristic of most foreign language it's usually unnecessarily loud. Anyone who ever went to the Westgate Cinemas or any movie theater in Brockton for that matter should be able to recognize that.

p.s. if anyone actually takes this seriously, you should retire from life.

I fucked up and picked English, but I meant Ebonics.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

ha. case in point.

French!

asian. MAU MOW MOW MAO MAO MAU.

AUTOPSY_666 said:

who are you, Don Rickles? French is stupid but the conversations are close to acceptable volume wise so I left it off the list.

Where's clingon at?

ebonix for sure man, i worked in a grocery store with 15 guys talkin like that and i swear, i just wanted to lock myself in a freezer and just

I'm not taking this seriously, so i've no need to retire from like, but even as a joke this is pretty weak. If you're going to make race/ethnic based jokes at least make them clever and interesting and not "They're different and that's funny!"

For the record, 'Asian' and 'Eastern European' are not languages, and many Asian languages sound very different from one another. 'Creole' is a mishmash of French and English, and 'Ebonics' is an abomination.

And female speech in East European languages (Slavic, Russian, Polish) is incredibly hot.

__THeMoor__NLI said:

http://www.comedycentral.com

there ya go. i didn't know i was dealing with such a high brow sense of humor. dick.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:
obviously. can you tell the difference between Chinese and Korean? Exactly. Hence "Asian"



we're both right:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creole_language

Arabic is widely hailed as a poetic language. Even though I think they smell like curry and they wear dirty night shirts on their heads, they're language is much more eloquet than ours.

DrinkHardThrashHard said:

YES! other than Brazil, Prague has got some of the hottest broads in existence.

You left out Portuguese. The best way to imitate that language is for you to cough up phlegm. No one would ever know the difference.

Creole cancels out Portugese. It's like Portugese but sounds like someone gargling ranch dressing.

xmikex said:

I apoligize if i don't have the same sense of humor as a pre-teen.

My apoligies for seeming like an ass, i'm not really attacking you as much as i am the stereotype jokes. I'm just very sick of them.

it's not like i came out with "What's with Chinamen always saying 'Me So Solly'?" Dated humor like that is lameass. And as I mentioned, only Don Rickles can pull it off.

It just seems that every time I sit down on a bus I'm in between two people having the loudest conversation of all time that might as well be between two spider monkies, because to me it's just a collection of loud sharp noises.

and French ain't so bad. especially coming from hot girls.

one time i rode with my girlfriend and her mother all the way to New York while they argued in French at the top of their lungs. it was still mildly arrousing.

my girlfriend speaks albanian

its kind of hawt

you should hear Afrikanz or however its spelled... its african mixed with western european... the most horrid sounding language ever

xmikex said:

hook me up with your girlfriend's mom.

dave i've got your back

I think French sounds really good. It's the only language besides English that I know enough of to have any sort of conversation. Asian languages fascinate me. I don't particularly like the sound of Spanish, but probably would if I could speak it.

I hate it when a bunch of old chinese ladies get into a heated conversation near me.
It sounds like a cat fight. (I mean actual cats, not broads)

I thought gooks were Vietnamese?

portuguese REALLY needs to be on here. that's the most disgusting language I've ever heard.

I voted Asian because of Hindi. The only positive of Hindi is the hilarious accent its native speakers have when trying to speak English

pam said:

Finally.

pam said:

i've heard worse

Discluding ebonics because I still don't count that as a languuage I think it's a three way tie between Arabic, and Eastern European languages. xmikex hit it right on the head when he said eastern european languages sound just like baby talk. It pisses me off going to my girlfriend's house and hearing her parents speak Polish.

My girlfriend is Canadian and speaks French, it's nice.

Craig said:

thats where its at

Dissector said:

You should sign her parents up to test the screen door on a submarine.

Ebonics, hands down. Despite what "those people" say it's not "all that and a bag of chips".

Ebonics. What pisses me off is rich white hippies talking about dis phat party dat was the bomb, hella, ragin til i booted shit.

french and that clicking shit they do in africa.