Today I was awoken with a phone call informing me my former place of residence was handed a warrant for my arrest.

6 year olds know how to dial 911.

let's go there and have a standoff with the pigs. i'll bring the axe

just tell them where the bodies are and they'll go easy on you

The cops're gonna feel silly when they realize their petty laws and governments don't apply to me.

wtf for?

Maybe you should have buried that collection of human heads instead of leaving them in a box labelled "Free Stuff" outside your old apartment's door

All I'm gonna say is if they're gonna make burning down synagogues illegal, they should have it posted in clear view.

Something tells me there's a box full of "Do Not Remove" mattress tags somewhere in New Bedford... and they're not on the mattresses.

Hey, when you pay twenty bucks for a DVD, it's not illegal to break it in half and throw it in the garbage. I don't see why there's different rules for giving the same treatment to wome-- CDRs.

does this mean I will finally see a picture that I took in the sex offender's registery?

I'll make sure they don't crop out www.returntothepit.com

RichHorror said:

Isn't that a great wake-up call?
Like "Thank God I moved last week!!"

This has been 'Daily Affirmations with Josh Martin'.

ok i can top all of that.. my boyfriend woke me up this morning by sitting on me and farting in my here.. b/c i wouldn't get up

meant to say ear there... not here

I think I DLed your video from LimeWire last night.

anonymous said:

loose slut.

Terrorists afoot, and they want to arrest a good wholesome Richard de la Horror??
what is this world coming to?

or is it Ricardo\'De La\'Horror ?

Rich, are you an illegal immigrant from Guatamala???

Obviously.

Good thing there's no warning that'll help fend off a brick to the whoreface.

"KILL THEM PIGS" -- POSSESSED

Patnomalous said:

why else would he have such a great desire to kill himself?

True.

dont forget to freeze your pee

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