post by the_reverend at Aug 25,2006 10:38am edited Aug 25,2006 10:40am
Tom Gabriel Fischer (Celtic Frost), Conrad "Cronos" Lant (Venom) and Jon Nödtveidt (Dissection) were all found alive and well (though a little spiritually hung over) in zurich today. they were found with a stash of the actual new Venom CD, the actual new Dissection CD, and the actual new Celtic Frost CD (which was already digi-packed and ready for japanese sales).
when asked to comment on the CDs that people bought in stores, the treo said "Just Kidding" and then Nödtveidt when into his pattented yakov smirnov impersonation claiming "in russia, CD plays you"
all 3 CDs are due out in 2008 with a full us tour to follow.
later on in the article, Cronos thought that people would get the joke when they realized he just re-packed an old metalica comp CD that he made for a girlfriend in 1989
