Since I know no one is going to read this awful thread, I'd like to make a confession:

1. I'm only half-Jewish. My mother was Irish.
2. I really like Jewel, both the music and her book of poetry.
3. When we were 11, me and a friend went down to the park and I had to go take a dump in the woods and when I came back he was jerking it by the fence. I asked what he was doing and he told me then said, do you want me to show you? I thought he meant he was going to do it, but instead I got my first handjob. And I let him.
4. I think Hitler did some cool things I just don't like racism because who knows who they'll come for next, you know?
5. Emo is a superior art form to jazz, classical and all those gay SoundForge bands.

Vat are you talking about? Dont be so hard on yourself my friend, for you are no different from the rest of the goyim, and you serve our master race well. You may be only half jew but you are ALL dog. Remember who will inherit the world my friend. I'm just sorry to tell you that you arent invited to the party if you know what I mean. Have a ham sandwich and enjoy without guilt knowing that you are not a real jew.

I am glad, because I like ham. It doesn't matter. A race war will tear America apart, then a recession, then the Chinese will invade and soon we'll all look like russians and be correspondingly incapable of self-government.