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New site? Maybe some day.
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Last night at GWAR some asshole jumped me after I pushed him for hitting me in the stomach. Rich grabbed the asshole by the shirt and threw them back into the pit.
Rich is a god, and everyone should fear him...and buy him a kitten. |
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Rich, you are a complete amoral person. |
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Rich rocks balls.
Thanks for savin my lil buddy, Chris. |
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That was so weird. At first I thought the kid just fell. But no, he was a homo like most of the people in attendance. |
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rich horror is a cat lady. |
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I think last night some crowd surfer almost broke my neck. |
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Rich has saved my life... but he doesn't know it yet. |
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Charlies Kitchen..............Babes!!!! |
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Most of the perks of going to a show with Rich involve watching people bump into him...get the LOOK...and then get tossed.
Good times. |
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A bunch of 14 year old nu metal kids were picking on me at the south shore plaza because I had holes in my plaid bondage pants. Rich got them all to chip in $5 of their allowance and buy me a new pair of plaid bondage pants. Then he bought us all beer, and Newport cigarettes, and got us to take our shirts off and pose for some pictures. I don't know what they were for but he seemed pretty excited about it. It was weeks later when I started seeing the flyers all over my neighborhood with Rich's photo on it. I took one home and asked my mom what a "Registered Sex Offender" was. And then we had a long talk. I'm not allowed to goto the mall anymore. I hate Rich Horror. |
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wow thats a surprising thread title. usually its "Rich Horror stole my soul"
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Rich Horror stole my heart. |
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rich horror stole my penis and now i sit down to go peepee |
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dreadkill said: rich horror stole my penis and now i sit down to go peepee |
and to wipe |
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chris_from_shit_fuck said: dreadkill said:rich horror stole my penis and now i sit down to go peepee |
and to wipe |
NEVER! |
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rich saves my life on a daily basis by steadily making me laugh my whole boring ass work day |
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you guys are going to make his head even bigger...
(insert that big head pic from his ms) |
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My sole purpose on this Earth is to inflate Rich's ego. |
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Rich needs more practice making cookies... but not eating them. He's got that covered. |
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Rich next practice we can make cookies. |
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I rule at eating cookies. |
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I can't make them from scratch though. |
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THAT'S COOKIES, NIGGA, THAT IS COOKIES! |
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Just tell me when and where |
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someone needs to make a GIF like tha immortal one with the lolly pops only use mike and rich's faces and make it about cookies |
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they would both have to be portrayed with horgh's body |
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come on theres gotta be someone on this site that can make this happen |
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Granny Monster can make cookies. |
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cookie is a dumb word, but i dont think there could be a better one for what it is. |
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RichHorror said: Granny Monster can make cookies. |
... yep. |
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Yeti said: cookie is a dumb word, but i dont think there could be a better one for what it is. |
bakey |
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i have always referred to cookies as coogers (not like cougars, but rhyming with boogers). i've called them coogers since i was a little kid. |
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someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne. |
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dreadkill said: someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne. |
That doesn't seem healthy. |
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Rich seems to be constantly giving Infest props on this board(not to mention I believe he attempted to help me find a drummer) so he's got my good guy vote. |
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dreadkill said: someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne. |
I think alot of old alcoholics take the cologne shit. Working in construction I run into that alot. |
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Kevord said: dreadkill said:someone just took a shit in the bathroom and it smelled like cheap cologne. |
I think alot of old alcoholics take the cologne shit. Working in construction I run into that alot. |
hahahah its true |
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i really thought by the time i was done working that GIF would be made but alas dissapointment |
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Did you know Rich Horror's tears cure cancer?
Too bad he's never cried. |
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Rich Horror rescues me every now and again. He even made sure my 21st birthday was fairly decent. He should be a super hero.
Thank you, Rich Horror. |
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Rich Horror aint a nigga for life. |
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"Did you know Rich Horror's tears cure cancer?
Too bad he's never cried. "
Haha, that was good.
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