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New site? Maybe some day.
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That (whatever she's wearing) is becoming on u, but if I was on u i'd be cumming too. Or.......... Nice shoes, wanna fuck? |
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i have candy and puppies, get in the van. |
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is that a keg in your pants?
cause i'd like to tap that ass. |
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Is there a mirror in ur pocket because I can see myself in ur pants |
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and then u whip it out into her hand? |
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Best thread of the week.
"is that a keg in your pants?
cause i'd like to tap that ass. "
Hilarious, ill have to use that on my girlfriend |
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atthehaunted said: and then u whip it out into her hand? |
Then I force her onto the stained mattress. |
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man I have to try that one. Girls usually laugh when I put it in there hand |
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you must be tired
cause you've been running through my mind all day long *says with jive* |
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Messerschmitt said: you must be tired
cause you've been running through my mind all day long *says with jive* |
stop running bitch! |
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Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
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As usual, Rich Horror wins this thread |
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YOUR GONNA GET RAPED!
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the last pick up line rich tried was "put the lotion in the basket". I believe they made a movie about it. |
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I look pretty in a sundress. |
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I didn't realize this was a game |
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I'm a mammologist and I give free check ups |
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"excuse me maam, Does this rag smell like Chloroform?"
never fails |
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"you like pills and handcuffs?" |
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Once a guy said to me "nice boots. wanna fuck?"
we're now married |
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Is that your boyfriend?..If not, wanna fuck? |
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kelly that one was said................read above |
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that's fine, but that's what my husband used |
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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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If I was a necropheliac, you'd be dead!
and
I must be a pirate because I'm digging that chest. |
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Pure classic -The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
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YOU HAVE THE WHITEST TEETH I'VE EVER COME ACROSS |
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I'm a marine biologist, and I am studying crabs. May I study yours? |
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Now! Need much boom-boom! Aarrggghhhh!!! |
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this one actually worked (granted the lady and i were both well inebriated): "yo, you're fuckin hot." it works best when spoken with a severe drunken slur. |
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do you swallow, spit or paint? |
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is your dress felt? would you like it to be? |
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Damn, you're hotter than a chili fart. |
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I would have introduced myself to you earlier but from across the room it looked like you had a gunt. |
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