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returntothepit >> discuss >> christina aguilera by W3 nli on Feb 13,2007 4:52pm
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toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 13,2007 4:52pm
http://www.sliceoftheday.com/christina_aguilera/

why cant she just do porn already and get it over with.




toggletoggle post by PryoryofSyn  at Feb 13,2007 4:58pm
if she did, we wouldnt care about her any more!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 13,2007 5:09pm
PryoryofSyn said:
if she did, we wouldnt care about her any more!


what the fuck are you talking about, if she did porn id be more interested.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 13,2007 5:12pm
My penis' interest has increased already.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 13,2007 5:21pm
She looks awesome since she started eating again.

She was on TV the other night saying she could get out of a limo without flashing her snatch and didn't understand why Britney couldn't.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2007 5:30pm
i love christina. beautiful voice and beautiful body.



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Feb 13,2007 5:50pm
W3 nli said:

why cant she just do porn already and get it over with.


Hell yeah!




toggletoggle post by PryoryofSyn  at Feb 13,2007 6:09pm
She's obviously too smart to let anyone tape her in a private sex tape,
but I'm sure she'll do Playboy eventually. But she'll probably wait till she's like 40.
When will somebody catch the Olsen twins on tape already?
Or Lindsey Lohan?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2007 6:11pm
i would get a bonesy if she did porn



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 13,2007 6:11pm
naw son naw

i dont want home bootlegs, i want larry flynt, i want vivid entertainment, i want burning angel to get in there offer her some movie and do them pr0ns right.

dvda upclose and personal with Christina like haha



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 13,2007 6:12pm
she's healthy



toggletoggle post by contagion   at Feb 13,2007 6:16pm
i cant wait to move out to cali with the sole purpose of slamming the olsen twins on tape.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2007 6:17pm
W3 nli said:
naw son naw

i dont want home bootlegs, i want larry flynt, i want vivid entertainment, i want burning angel to get in there offer her some movie and do them pr0ns right.

dvda upclose and personal with Christina like haha


burning angel is good pr0ns. i enjoy very much.



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toggletoggle post by PryoryofSyn  at Feb 13,2007 6:36pm
who this?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 13,2007 6:38pm
Glad she lost that weight.



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 13,2007 6:40pm
Fuck, I'd lick the filling out of them cakes!



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 13,2007 6:40pm
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Kinda looks like the last days of Jim Morrison



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2007 6:41pm
i think she looks wizard hot in those pics



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 13,2007 6:41pm
I'd still suck a fart outta that ass



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 13,2007 6:43pm
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Want some fries with that shake!



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 13,2007 6:44pm edited Feb 13,2007 6:45pm
I'd feel ripped off if I paid good money to see her dance around lookin' like that.



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 13,2007 6:45pm
she's got the FUPA



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2007 6:49pm
Troll said:
I'd still suck a fart outta that ass


i'd put my tongue up that ass til i hit a durgan



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 13,2007 6:51pm
I'd play tongue darts with her asshole anyday.



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 13,2007 6:54pm edited Feb 13,2007 6:55pm
Troll said:
. said:



Baby, thats just a speed bump for sex!




toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 13,2007 8:39pm
She lost all that extra weight.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Feb 13,2007 8:41pm
She must have. Don't get me wrong, she looks good when she looks good but fuck! some of those pics are hurtin!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2007 8:47pm
i want to marry her on top of a mountain



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 14,2007 6:42am
I want to give her the clap.



toggletoggle post by pryoryofsyn  at Mar 14,2007 7:14pm
I had to bring this back; Xtina is in this month's MAXIM.
Which magazine is going out of business? Stuff??



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Mar 14,2007 8:32pm
Those pics of her on stage are rather bad. But the maxim ones have been worked on good so I'd still spank it to her.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 15,2007 10:39am
i've always liked her a bit more than anyone else. Britney Spears was that "perversion of innocence", but with Christina Aguliera, she never came off as a prissy goody-goody cunt. she just had that "yeah i'm hot and i love the cock, so?". she didnt get involved in tons of scandals or anything, i find her hotness to be much more appealing.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 15,2007 10:41am
the ones of her on stage were photoshopped. the originals are floating around the net somewhere.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Mar 15,2007 10:46am
aaron_michael said:
the ones of her on stage were photoshopped. the originals are floating around the net somewhere.


Correction, those are actually real. They were mentioning it on VH1 for best body makeovers or something like that.



toggletoggle post by aeser   at Mar 15,2007 10:50am
if you want her to do porn check out krystal steal



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 15,2007 11:03am
correction, here are one of the originals


do you really think her manager would let her on stage if her body was like that? not at all. someone's who's looking to promote this girl to her ultimate potential(for aesthetic purposes) would choose a less revealing outfit, or would make her work out like mad before the tour even began.
they're selling sex here, and that would not be a logical move.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 15,2007 11:05am
in addition, I admit she may have been a little heavier when these were taken, but again, it would have been a dumb shit move to slap her in an outfit like that if she was busting out on all sides



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 15,2007 11:42am
Give me Greta Garbo anyday. Now that's a dame with some class. Hoo AHHH!

Now you're on the trolley



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Mar 15,2007 12:06pm
i fully agree with xmikex



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Mar 15,2007 12:08pm
Mar 15,2007 11:05am - aaron_michael]
in addition, I admit she may have been a little heavier when these were taken, but again, it would have been a dumb shit move to slap her in an outfit like that if she was busting out on all sides
~~~
actually I was scheduled to shoot one of her shows during that period and all photo passes were canceled. I know of a photographer who shot her on the west coast and said she looked heavy.

whatever though, i could care less how small or large she is, not really a fan



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 15,2007 12:43pm
i would still ravage her if she looked like that.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 15,2007 12:46pm
i would still fuck her if she had aids



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 15,2007 1:20pm
dreadkill said:
i would still fuck her if she had aids


haha IF. how naively optimistic.



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