Forum.RttP{Proof that Somerville is better than your town.}

These are from the username 'digger' on board.lemmingtrail.com. Basically, he asked people not from Somerville to post where they live so that he could proceed to insult their home. He is a brilliant genius. Because he's from Somerville. And you're not. Loser.

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"Philaelphia? I've had better cheesesteaks in the Burlington Mall foodcourt! Seriously, once we played there at some place that was like a low-rent rip-off of All Asia - and that ain't saying much. Philadelphia? More like "Chilladelphia" because no one would ever get excited about going/being there."

"brookline, gah what an entitled and whiny city. I used to work there. There's like a t-stop every five feet so the rich old bastards don't have to dirty their hushpuppies on the streets. "Coolidge Corner?" What a dumb name for a place. It's basically like "I'm rich, but don't feel like living near the smart people in Cambridge." Brookline? More like "Brooklame."

"commiserate - apparently you're from some place in Maryland. Am I saying that right "MARY"land? Like someone said, "hey, let's make a little armpit of a state and... what should we name it? Hmmm... Well Virginia is named after a chick, and we see how well that went, they couldn't even stay a state, they had to split up into "West" and whatnot. Heck, let's go with MARYLAND. Maryland? More like "Fairyland"

"Oh jeez. You moved to Cambridge from Somerville? Sounds to me like they ran you out of town. First off, if you live in Cambridge, you should obviously buy a $4000 bike, so you can keep up with the rest of your compatriots. Never before in the state has a city been so reviled, so the worst of both worlds - you've got Harvard University, the only school in the world named after a T-Stop. And the Cambridgeside Ghettoria, which is three floors of trash. Cambridge? more like "Lamebridge"

To someone who lives in Brigham Circle--

"Where do I start? The fact that you currently live in a place named after an icecream "restaurant?" Or, let's see, Alabama, home of... uh.... Forrest Gump and some peanuts? Awesome work, that. And now JP. Home of the most cowardly wiffleball team to ever traverse the board of lemmingtrail; the JP JERKZ. Jamaica Plain? More like "Jerkmaica (very) Plain"."

To someone who lives in Somerville, New Jersey--

"Wow, geniusoflove, this sounds like a really interesting place that its own residents find it so generic that they freudianically slip up and call it "someville" at first. I guess imitation is a form of flattery? Maybe a few less hypodermic needles, a few more awesome pizza places, and the place could measure up. "Somerville, New Jersey?" more like "Scummerville, Who Caresy?"

To someone who claimed to be from the Moon--

"The moon is so dull. Other planetary satellites have cool names like "Titan" (Saturn), "Thelxinoe" (Jupiter), "Puck" (Uranus), "Triton" (Neptune) or "Deimos" (Mars). Couldn't your lunar peoples have come up with a less generic name than "Moon?" You say "the moon," I say, more like "the Goon"